HUMOROUS CARTOONS & JOKES

‎एक ख्वाब है जिसको खोना भी नही है ,

IS IT A FOOD STATION FOR CAMELS
LIKE A GAS STATION?

तकदीर के धागों में पिरोना भी नही है ,
लिपटा है मेरे दिल से वो एक एहसास है ,
वो शख्स जिसको मेरा होना भी नही है ..
सोचते थे हमने भी क्या किस्मत पाई है
जो उसने साथ निभाने की कसम खाई ,
आँखों में आया पानी तब कहीं महसूस हुआ
वो नहीं उनकी यादो ने रसम निभाई है



                                                                                                                                              




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पत्थर  जैसा दिल भी न  हो ,किसी का इस दुनया में ,


बिखरे  हुए  सपने भी , न हो  किसी  की  तक़दीर  में  ,


जो कोई  किसी  को  चाहे , वो  उसी  का  हो  जाये ,


इंतज़ार उम्र भर का , कभी न हो किसी की जागीर में 


“
प्यार  करो  तो  हमेशा  मुस्कुरा  के किसी  को




  dhoka  na do apna bana ke
,
kar lo yaad jab tak hum zinda hai,

fir na kehna ki chale gaye dil

mei yadein basa ke. 

“
प्यार करो तो हमेशा मुस्कुरा के
,
किसी को धोखा ना दो अपना बना के
,
कर लो याद जब तक हम ज़िंदा है
,
फिर ना कहना की चले गये दिल मे यादें बसा के.


डरता हू कहीं मैं पागल ना बन जाऊं       
,
तीखी नज़र और सुनहरे रूप का कायल ना बन जाउ
,
अब बस भी कर ज़ालिम कुछ तो रहम खा मुझे पर
,
चली जा मेरी नज़रो से दूर कहीं मैं शायर ना बन जाउ 


One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late night

 and he saw StevenSpielberg.(Film guy)
As he was a great fan of his movies, 

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, 

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get lost."
The astonished Chinese replied, 

"It was not the Chinese "Sir" who bombed your Pearl Harbor,

 They were the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, 

you'are the chips of the same block, all the same,"
replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese also gives Spielberg a slap and says,

 "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, 

"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, 

you're all the same." you are all bugs of the same mat !
IT HARDLY MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE !

THERE ARE MORE VITAL ISSUES IN LIFE ?

Happily married couple so far , but it seems amiss some thing today, they are sleeping side by side but not talking , husband is awfully silent and not responding to his wife's advances.
Wife to her husband : what is wrong today , you are depressed and not  even taking interest in me ? do you think I am not looking sexy today ? or my face is distracting you ? don't you like what I am wearing tonight? Are you annoyed with what I cooked for you today ? did I said something offending to you ?


What the hell why are you not replying to any of my questions?
Poor Husband is thinking deep in his mind about the cricket , "Dhoni is a dam fool , why did he asked Nehra to bowl last over of the match and lost the match ?'"


But on 30 th march when the same Nehra was bowling and restricted the pakistan from making huge scores , which ultimately led to Indian victory, Husband is rejoicing and drinking pegs after pegs , his wife is already into her sleep half way , he goes and throwing himself on her and starts kissing violently, wife gets up abruptly to realize that some one was teasing her in her sleep, she asks who is it?
Husband replies it is me ! what the hell are you doing on  this dead hours?
Well I wanted to tell you that Dhoni is not a fool ? he only befooled us by playing Nehra again ?. Husband revealed smilingly.
  Need less to say that wife  took him to a Psychiatrist the next morning and doctor advised to remove that TV from his room immediately. 


R.K.NAGPAL ( Just for laughs)