Friday, March 30, 2012

RETIRED" HURT" FEELING "TIRED"




Prime Minister Manmohan Singh during plenary session of the 4th BRICS Summit in New Delhi.on 29th March,2012

the smile will solve many problems. But, if you are smiling for no reason, there is a BIG Media problem... please you all smile on my behalf, I am already fed up with politics.

धृष्टराष्ट्र और भ्रष्ट मंत्रियो के प्रधान मंत्री मनमोहन जी में क्या अंतर है ? मेरे हिसाब से धृष्टराष्ट्र पुत्र लोभ और मन मोहन जी सत्ता लोभ में न्याय नहीं कर रहे है! अगर वास्तव में ईमानदार होते तो तुरंत त्याग्प्रत्र दे देना चाहिए उनको! बोलते सोनिया मैडम में इन चोरो का मुखिया नहीं बन सकता है, आप मेरा त्याग प्रत्र स्वीकार करे! लेकिन सत्ता लोभ में ... साब को कुछ नहीं दिखाई दे रहा है! God asked me:" if you want to go to heaven you will have to confess your sins & wrongs committed by your colleagues on this paper. name all corruption & scandals done under your nose, and which you could do nothing to control them ?
I asked: You mean all my doings in the last 10 years ? YES GOD ROARED.....MAY I have 6 extra sheets please…list is quite long !I was kicked out.of heaven and punished me to be with all the rogues all over again for another 5 years this is how I am still co-operating with corrupt sinners ..as heavenly punishment"
In Life...........
Don’t Settle For Someone. Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,
Go For Someone, Who Can Actually Make It For You!
Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference :-)
‎"When we have PAINS in Life" Always Remember the Real Cure of PAINS is...P... Positive.... A. Approach... I. In...N...Negative... S. Situation. Had Painful Last Week while dealing with Govt. officials, AND Babus at University!!!! It's tough to be Creative when Govt. only understand Language of Rule Books!! Anyways I'm back friends though Defeated but Stronger & More Positive!! Thanks for "HIM" Supporting me always! through all my thick's and thins
And the Best ONE-LINER on top of all.
if the Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff in the world? Then what about being the ring leader?


When the mind is weak a simple situation becomes A BIG PROBLEM,

When the mind is balanced, the difficult situation becomes A CHALLENGE,
when the mind is strong, that situation becomes AN OPPORTUNITY......We don't always get everything we want. But to balance that, think of all the things we don't want...........

some people don't believe in God but when they are in trouble, THEY always say "oh my god".....

or " thank god".....
Ideas won't work unless you do.
You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough?
Going for a walk in the rain isn't always fun, especially when you have to carry an umbrella that's twice your size.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

In recognition of women of all ages and nationalities, and especially those who, against all odds, persevere in loving, dreaming, and battling for a better world. Women have energy that amazes men.

They meet difficulties and manage serious problems while remaining cheerful, loving, and joyous.

They smile when they want to cry out, sing when they want to shed tears, cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They battle for what they believe in.

They rebel against injustice.

They do not accept "no" for an answer when they think there is a better solution.

They deny themselves to keep the family sustained.

They go to the doctor with an anxious friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children achieve success and they rejoice at the good fortune of their friends.

They are happy when they hear talk of a birth or a marriage.

Their hearts are bruised when a friend dies.

They suffer from the loss of a dear person.

They are strong when they think they have no more energy.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a wounded heart.

There is no doubt that a woman has a defect... It is that she forgets what she is worth.

Share this with your woman friends to remember what wonderful creatures they are.

And share with men, because sometimes they need to remember these facts.

***A Woman can be our mother, daughter, wife or friend. She deserves the best of our love and respect.***

A worried man says to his Psychologist-
' My wife treats me like a Dog"

The Doc asks-"What does she do?
Starves you?
Beats you?
Abuses you?
"- "No No No! the man cried,
"She wants me to be FAITHFUL !!


मांगता हूँ तो देती भी नहीं हो !

जवाब मेरी, आसान सी बात का

जब देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है

रोम -रोम मेरे जज्बात का ,

मुह में लेना तुम्हे पसंद नहीं

एक भी कतरा शराब का ?
फिर क्यों बोलती हो के धीरे से डालो ,
बालों में फूल गुलाब का ????.



A car's WINDSHIELD is large & the Rearview Mirror is small.
Why?
Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on....... God Bless you All The bend in a road is not the end of the road unless you refuse to take the turn.


When we are Right, No Need to be ANGRY and when we are Wrong, we have No Right to be ANGRY!!!! ANGER is just one word short of D-ANGER. The only "Real Wealth" we have is the people around us whom we really call our WELL WISHERS. So lets Control Anger & remain Calm under all circumstances to avoid Hurting those worthy Well Wishers & allow them to be with the US always &; Let the whole world know, How "WEALTHY" we are!!!:) Zindagi ki daud may, bahut door nikal gaye...... Manzil to dikh Gayi, per rasta bhool Gaye..... Bhool Jana Use Jo Aapko Bhula De Mat Dekhna Use Jo Aapko Rula De Par Kabhi Na Hona Door Us Insan Se Jo Aankhe Bhigo Kar Bhi Aap Ko Hasa De "Paste this on your wall To Educate all the lovely Ladies you know...... "An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman";)..... Have a Laughing Weekend!!



Don't make tragedies out of trifles,
& Don't shoot butterflies with rifles---
Laugh it off with ease ... Dreams are nature's answering service - don't forget to pick up your messages once in a while as dreams are free, so ............set yourselves free...
‎"जब आप जीवन में सफल होते हैं तब आपके दोस्तों को पता चलता है कि आप कौन हैं; जब आप जीवन में असफल होते हैं तब आपको पता चलता है कि आपके दोस्त कौन हैं!."...साभार-गुस्ताखीमाफ.कॉम
We do not understand the value of our PRESENT moments until they become PAST memories...!!!


" How hard you may try to find fault in others and keep on blaming them ? " is a very good question !!! How much will we think that the others are guilty of our actions in life? It's the same idea. I have never liked it. Everybody is guilty or not guilty of what he/she does.
Nobody has the right to blame another person because it's not true our thinking, it's only our Ego, our Mind. Only God can judge us or the Law! No matter if the law in a country is good or not, the law must be respected. Law is made by people, too!

Dura lexes sed lex - says the Latin proverb!

Since I was a little girl I thought that I had to do my best in order to become free, to not depend on my parents from the financial point of view and any other reasons. So, I started working during High School. It was very interesting for me to get more and more experience every day! Experience is always very good ...it made me know more things than others, I met very good people who taught me a lot of things to understand.

I learned about the human beings mission on the Earth, I learned how to help the people in need and why to believe in God, the Creator of All. I don't consider that I have had any success or failure till now and I also like and want to think only positive because life is beautiful...we must have eyes to see the Beauty!

Albert Einstein says " Life can be lived in only two ways: as if everything is a miracle or as if nothing is a miracle. That who doesn't believe in miracle is dead." My life is a daily miracle. Every day something amazing happens to me, very good to learn Life and very good to feel that God helps me every moment!

It's incredibly good to know that God is with us! I am sure that all we realize in our life is God's will... if we have faith. It's useless to blame the others for our "failure". There is not any failure but our mind about failure...we attract failure if we think in a negative way, if we complain all time without thinking to do something good for ourselves and for the society, without creating a little Beauty because we are given the power to create, to invent, to believe that we can do everything we dream and not to wait for the exterior, for the other people to help us.

All human beings are able to think positive, to do the best for their happiness and also for the welfare and the happiness of the others!
I strongly believe this and I don't want to make anybody think like me. I speak only about my experience I have been living till now.

There is too much Bad in the world, there are too many revolutions and wars where the human beings are dying and I think that we can do something to change the Bad is Good, to help the Humanity to live not to die... by Love! By spreading God's love and by reminding all the other people around us that they are God's creation, they are all human beings born with equal rights and that we all have the same breath for a short time...this Life!

Some people have forgotten about their own souls and bodies which don't belong to them...they think only of making money and being rich, they think only about the matter. They remember their lost feeling of love only when they are very close to death, unfortunately.

All we need is love but some of us confuse richness with happiness.
They don't remember how is the green grass looking like, the blue colour of the sky, the beauty of nature, the given Life!

It's time to change our life or it's so late...

Herminia
 
 




Wednesday, March 28, 2012

"AADMI AUR INSAN "

‎"I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing.


How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits.

🍫🍇🎂

After 3 yrs---
Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils...
👪
After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray...
😴
After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...

Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?


Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!



Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.



Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

😝

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes Can Shorten ur Life."

- Shakespeare's Wife

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Arz kiya hai.

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁

Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya Kaha hoti hai.. !!!
😜

Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
🍫🍇🎂
कंकड़-पत्थर जोड़ी के..मस्जिद दी बनाए..
ता चड़ी मुल्ला बाग दे..का बहरा हुआ खुदाय.?
हिन्दू, सिख या चाहे तो मुसलमान तू बन जा,
मगर ऐ आदमी पहले जरा तू इंसान तो बन जा..



धर्म के नाम पर तूने तोड डाले है कितने घर,
उन उजड़े ख़ाली घरों का इक बार सामान तो बन जा..
दिलो को, रूहों को जखम देना है आसान तेरे लिए
जरा दुखते हुए दिलों का इक बार आराम ही बन जा..!
 
 मुस्लिम को कुरान में इमांन न मिला ;
हिन्दू को गीता में भगवान न मिला ;
उस इन्सान को आसमान में क्या इश्वर मिलेगा ?;
जिस इन्सान को इन्सान में इन्सान न मिला


मुस्लिम ने ढूँढा "कुरान" में पर ईमान न मिला !
हिन्दू को भी " गीता " में भगवान ना मिला !
इसाई को भी " बाईबल " में ज्ञान कैसे मिलता ?
हाथ जोड़, आसमान से दुआएँ मांगने से फायदा?
जब धरती पर आज लाख ढूडने पर भी हमें .........
फकत इंसान के रूप में , एक भी इंसान न मिला ?

 
 
 
 
 

Monday, March 26, 2012

LAUGHTER CHALLENGE "

"LIFE BEGINS HERE AGAIN " LAUGHTERS UNCENSORED "




chai ( tea ) ki Patti AUR Pati ( husband ) me kya similarity hai?
Dono ki kisnat me ubalnaa likha hai...aur woh bhi aurat ke hathon.?



Height of jealousy:
On hearing about a place called Santacruz in Mumbai.
Banta is enquiring everywhere that how come Santa got his name placed in Bombay. is now in search of a person who could help him establish a place called Santa Cruz.


Santa goes to a house of Gujrati for donation and starts knocking it ..


There was a man knocking at the door, Gujju opens the door, he was asked for a donation to help by Santa.
Gujrati: what for you are collecting donations? towards the local swimming pool answered the Santa, Gujju gave him a glass of water...to be added in the swimming pool. Santa returns murmuring in his mind " there are many people like me in this world,)

संता अपनी बीवी से : यार लोग मुझे झल्ला समझते हैं , तुम तो नहीं न ?
तुम मुझे कितना प्यार करती हो ?
पत्नी : नहीं जी एह तुसी की कह दिता ? मैं तुमसे इतना प्यार करती हूँ की तुम्हारा जूठा ज़हर अभी पी सकती हूँ ;अगर यकीन न हो तोह ले आओ जेहर और मुझे आजमा लो ,
(संता सोच में पड़ गया और मन ही मन बोला यार लोग ठीक ही कहते हैं )


A bright future CAN give you many offers of beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give you a bright future...Some People turn to God and Some turn to Alcohol. Both ways, though the opinions vary, life definitely is being guided by a Spirit. WHY In wedding ceremony women sit on left and men on the right ? A very valid and important point? Think & Think ..... BECAUSE According to balance sheet" all asset is on the right side and all liabilities on left side Shashtro Me Likha Hai- Pati-Patni EK Hi Gadi Ke DO Pahiye Hai, Dono Me Se AEK Bhi Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nahi Chal Sakti Hai.. Moral of the story is ; Spare Wheel Rakhna shuroo Karo...ji






SWOT Analysis filed by Santa Singh

1) Strength: My Wife Manjeet

2) Weakness: Banta's Singh's wife Manpreet

3) Opportunity: When Banta Singh is on tour

4) Threat: When I am on tour

God save this Management Guru!

PS: Banta has demanded that the new airport in Panvel should be named Banta Cruz, as Santa already had one named after him as Santa Cruz!








टीचर : हमारे शास्त्रों में भी लिखा है की " पति -पत्नी एक ही गाड़ी के दो पहिये हैं ? गृहस्ती की गाड़ी बिना इन दोनों के तालमेल के एक


कदम भी नहीं चल सकती? अब दोनों में से एक भी खराब हो जाये तो , गाड़ी वहीँ ठहर जाती है ,संता तुम बताओं इसका क्या मतलब है ? और क्या करना चाहए .


संता :--- टीचर जी ,अगर गाड़ी है तो स्टेपनी भी रखनी चाहये और क्या ?


लड़के ने लड़की का हाथ पकड़कर कहा – “यू आर सो हॉट, बेबी !”

लड़की ने खींचकर उसे एक थप्पड़ मारा और कहा – “हरामजादे…..

मुझे 103 डिग्री बुखार है और तुझे आशिकी सूझ रही



जब ज़िन्दगी हसाए , तब समझाना अच्छे कर्मो का फल है ..!
जब ज़िन्दगी रुलाये तब समझाना अच्छे करने का वक़्त है ....!!..

संता अपने पिता जी के सामने सिग्रेट पी रहा था

लोगों ने कहा के आप अपने पिता का कोई लिहाज़ नहीं करते ?उनके सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो ?

संता बोला : वो मेरा पिता है , कोई पेट्रोल पम्प थोडा है ,जो आग पकड़ लेंगे ! क्या बात करते हो ?.


संता, भगवान की मूर्ति पर सिर पटक-पटक कर शिकायत कर रहा था-
"हे भगवान,
तूने बचपन दिया.... छीन लिया.!!!
जवानी दी..... छीन ली.!!!
पैसा दिया......वापस ले लिया.!!!

एक बीवी भी दी है...
उसे लेना भूल गया है क्या.?




Husband texts to wife on cell......" hi what r u doing darling ?"
Wife: "I am dying..!! The husband jumps with JOY and types " sweetheart how can I live without u?" Wife:" u idiot I am dying my hair.." Husband: bloody English language...!!!!!



संता एक ज्योतिषी के पास अपनी कुंडली दिखाने गया
ज्योतिषी :- यजमान , ..तेरा नाम संता सिंह है ?
संता :-. हैरान होते हुए ".जी महाराज !
ज्योतिषी :- ..तेरे दो लड़की और एक लड़का है ?
संता :- ..जी महाराज , बिलकुल सच्च है जी !
ज्योतिषी :-.. तुने कल 10 किलो चावल ख़रीदे हैं और पांच किलो चीनी भी ?
संता :-...हांजी तुसी तां कमाल हो ,,.....ओये तुसी तो अंतर्यामी हो , पर पंडित जी यह सब आप मेरी पत्री से कैसे जान गए ?

ज्योतिषी :-. ...बेबकूफ कुंडली कहाँ है ? ये तो ,राशन कार्ड दिखा रहे हो ? ..

Degrees of Girls..!!!!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!!!



Santa had a leakage in the roof over the dining.

Plumber asked: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup...!!

Santa to Banta:-
"I am going"
ka kya Matlab Hota hai..?

Banta: "me ja Raha hu"...!
!
!
Santa:- aise nahi jaane dunga,
pehle matlab
bataa..

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


सरदार अपने बीबी के साथ cofee house में ..

सरदार :-- जल्दी पी.. cofee ठंडी हो जायेगी ...
बीबी : -- फीर की होगा ??


सरदार :--
बेवकुफ " मेनू कार्ड " देख ,
Hot coffee -- Rs 15
Cold coffee -- Rs 45

My Wildest Thoughts And observations .........

TRUTH IS A BITTER PILL TO SWALLOW .!


The more strict immigration laws, stringent employment conditions , jobs will move to soft areas , it is universal phenomenon, and will you believe , more the out sourcing business comming to india . more is the flight of capital from india to the USA ,from those areas where business is shifting , though perfect balance is maintained automatically. This seems to be some administratively wrong policy boomeranging back on the face of planners ? reasons are short of manpower  and skills. wealth is being redistributed in new world order?


'कभी' सोचूंगी जब 'मरते' वक़्त...
'क्या' मिला 'जिन्दगी' से,
तुम 'देखना' होठ मुस्कुरायेंगे मेरे
आँखें होंगी नम....
क्यूंकि मुझे मिला...
...'तुम्हारा'.. प्यार और.. इंतज़ार ..!
मेरे फलाने यहाँ, मेरा फलाना वहां 
मेरे अमकाने ये ,मेरा ढिमकाना वो 
अमा मिया ! ये बता दो तुम क्या हो ?
"Only few things can be Changed by Changing the Face, but Everything can be changed by Facing the Change.. Do you know which is the costliest Liquid in the world ??????????...IT IS."TEARS"..... Because It is made of 1%  saline water & 99% Feelings. So Spend them with care...!!!! Sometime we maintain SILENCE to protect One Beautiful talking RELATION... But TOO much silence creates TEARs in all Beautiful Relations....
इतना सारा 'प्यार', इतनी 'शुभकामनाएं'..
डरती हूँ मैं, मेरी आँखें न छलक जाए..
'पर ये क्या'..
ये तो छलक भी गयी...
सम्हाली नहीं जा रही इतनी ख़ुशी..
आप सब का बहुत बहुत आभार ..........
माफ़ी चाहती हूँ.. wishes इतनी सारी हैं की मैं सबको अलग से शुक्रिया अदा नहीं कर पा रही.. कृपया बुरा न माने
सूरज दादा का कहना है कि अपनी सुविधानुसार वे उगेंगे और अस्त होंगे . . . . . आगे उनका कहना है कि उनसे कुछ गलतियाँ हो रही हैं लेकिन वे उतने गुनहगार नहीं हैं जितना उन्हें प्रचारित किया जा रहा है। वे मजबूर हैं . . . उन्हें अन्य ग्रहों का भी ध्यान रखना पड़ता है, इसलिए समझौते करने पड़ते हैं। समय पर उगना उनकी अकेले की नैतिक जिम्मेदारी नहीं हैं
There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this World.....But, sometimes we really need JUST One person......in the World!!                                            When dealing with people, let us remember  we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing  with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity ~ Dale Carnegie
5 fingers of prayers

1. Your thump: is near to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.
3. Tallest Finger: Pray for our leaders, they need GOD's guidance.
4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those weak, throulbledor in need.
5. Little Finger: the smallest remind you to pray for yout self.

चंद सिक्को में बिकता ईमान देख रहा हूँ
लोगो का पेट काटते झूठे बेईमान देख रहा हूँ
कैसा करिश्मा है देखो इस अंधे कानून का
कुर्सियों पर चोरो को विराजमान देख रहा हूँ
इक दूजे का गला काटते हिन्दू मुसलमान देख रहा हूँ
...धर्म के नाम पर जलते गीता कुरान देख रहा हूँ
क्या क्या नहीं देख रहा अब मत पूछ मुझसे
...सूनी नजरो से घायल हिंदुस्तान देख रहा हूँ!

 


"All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find in another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you."Blaming others for all our failures is not going to convert our failures in to success ? We all waste our time and mind when instead of being positive about our mission in life ? we choose to feed our selves with excuses of failures. How hard you may try to find fault in others and keep on blaming them ! IT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE ?
 
Try to make Tons of Money by ethical means & Become so rich that you  have the capacity to buy the  most expensive item you desire on this earth ...
But at the same time you yourself also  become so expensive that  no amount of money could buy your conscience & character,.Only then you can stop corruption from spreading every where?
 
 
 
 
 One Sunday morning, a wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination.

At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey.

The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of God’s tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of God, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to analyze, contemplate, reason, explore, discover and overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human shortcomings.

The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn’t!

So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed.

The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a great lesson that day.

Isn’t that the truth about our lives?

We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The Grave. We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us.
 
 
 
 

One Sunday morning, a wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination.
At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey.
The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of God’s tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of God, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to analyze, contemplate, reason, explore, discover and overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human shortcomings.
The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn’t!
So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed.
The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a great lesson that day.
Isn’t that the truth about our lives?
We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The Grave. We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us
 
~

YEH MEHNGAI MAAR GAI .

यह महंगाई मार डालेगी 
YEH MEHNGAI MAAR GAI .



हर साल की तरह हम सब फिर से देवी मई हो गए हैं चार्रों और मंदिरों में माँ की पूजा के पंडाल सज चुके है लेकिन इन सबसे बेखबर महंगाई डायन की तरह मुहं खोले खड़ी है सब कुछ निगल जाने को ,नवरात्रों के मौके पर इस बार केला पचास तो शिमला मिर्च 60 के पार कैसे कोई खुश रह पायेगा ?


नवरात्रों के मौके पर इस बार सब्जियां फलों को कड़ी टक्कर दे रही हैं। टमाटर समेत अन्य सब्जियां आम लोगों की पहुंच से दूर हो रही हैं। महंगाई से रसोई घरों से सब्जियों की महक भी गायब होने लगी है। कांगड़ा तथा इसके साथ सटे क्षेत्र के बाजारों में नवरात्रों के दौरान जहां केले पचास रुपए दर्जन बिक रहे हैं तो दूसरी ओर शिमला मिर्च का भाव प्रति किलोग्राम साठ रुपए पहुंच गया है।यह वोह इलाके हैं जहाँ सब कुछ पैदा होता है फिर इतनी महंगाई क्यों ? शायद इस मोबाइल फ़ोन के युग में सब भाव सांठगांठ से तय किये जा रहे हैं ? सारे देश के सब्जी विक्रेता एक ही रेट निकाल देते हैं .


भिंडी जहां साठ रुपए किलो बिक रही है तो अंगूर भी साठ रुपए प्रति किलो की दर के चलते पहुंच से दूर होने लगे हैं।पर अंगूर की सुब्जी तो नहीं बनाई जा सकती न ? गरीब क्या खाए ? टमाटर की लाली भी अब रसोई घरों से छिटकने लगी है। चालीस रुपए प्रति किलो से भाव नीचे नहीं उतर रहा है। दूसरी तरफ अमरूद पचास, तो अनार डेढ़ सौ के पार पहुंच गया है। सेब 60 से 80 रुपए किलो, संतरे 50 रुपए दर्जन के हिसाब से बिक रहे हैं। बैंगन और हरे मटर भी स्थानीय सब्जी मंडियों में चालीस के पार हैं। ऐसे में गृहणियों का बजट गड़बड़ा गया है। देश के नेता अपना घर भरने में लगे हों तो चोर बाजारी को कोंन रोकेगा , आखिर इन्ही चोर नेताओं की वजेह से ही हर जगह भ्रष्टाचार का बोल बाला हो गया है , गवर्नमेंट नाम की कोई संस्था ही नहीं दिख रही .


धर्मशाला की वीना,टीना, लीना , रश्मि, प्रियंका, रेशमा, अंकिता, निर्मला, साक्षी, वनिता, राधा और भावना का सब का बुरा हाल है , उनका कहना है कि रसोई घर में इस्तेमाल होने वाले टमाटर से लेकर हर कोई चीज आम आदमी की पहुंच से दूर हो रही है। उन्होंने कहा कि कई सब्जियां तो बाजार में फलों से महंगी बिक रही हैं। सब्जियों और फलों की कीमतों में उछाल से उनका महीने भर का बजट गड़बड़ा गया है।अब सिवाय कुदरत के कोई भी इसका इलाज़ नहीं कर सकता है , प्रकृति ही कुछ करिश्मा करे तो करे , इंसान तो लूटने से बाज़ आने वाला नहीं .




Sunday, March 25, 2012

मैं जब भी ठोकरें खाता हुँ नया मुकाम मिलता है


मैं जब भी ठोकरें खाता हुँ 
नया मुकाम मिलता है 






ज़िन्दगी तुझे क्या है दरकार,? ज़रा अपना मकसद तो बता ?....
. तेरी ज़रा सी चाहत ही , मेरी ज़िन्दगी का मकसद था ..

! वक्त गुजर जाता है , आंखे सिर्फ ताकती रह जाती हैं ,
जिन्दगी पल पल खिसक रही है , अपनी राहें बदल बदल कर ,

...अच्छी जिंदगी के लिए कुछ भी छोड़ना पड़े छोड़ देना ,
लेकिन अपनी अच्छी जिंदगी न छोड़ देना किसी चीज़ के लिए

मेरे प्रेम की गठरी में थोड़े शब्द हैं तो ढेर सी ख़ामोशी भी ,
कुछ उदासियाँ हैं तो बेंतिहाह हसीं से भरपूर खुशिया भी



दिल पे खुशियों की वो बरसात कहाँ होती है ?
वो मिलते तो हैं, मगर बात कहाँ होती है ?

इस नए दौर के जिंदा इंसान , भी हैं मुर्दों की तरह
गर्माहट भरे शिद्दते जज़्बात उनमे कहाँ होती है

जो दोस्त बातों बातों में उड़ा देते थे दिलों के अंधेरे
ऐसी सुखद भला वो रात ही कहाँ होती है ?

खुल के मिलते थे सुदामा से कन्नहिया जैसे हम
अब तो वो जोशीली मुलाकातें भी कहाँ होती है?

रूबरू होते ही आँचल को, जो हवा ले जाए
अब वो जादू भरी करामात भी कहाँ होती है?

दिल ना -उम्मीद तो नहीं , नाकाम ही तो है ,
लम्बी है ग़मगीन शाम तो क्या ?, 
मगर शाम ही तो है ....

ये सफ़र बहुत है कठिन मगर ,न उदास हो मेरे हमसफ़र 
घर से निकलना ही सफ़र है , कोई मुक्काम तो नहीं ? 

मुस्कुराने की वजह क्यों पूछते हो ? 
हम तो बस यूहीं , उनको याद कर रहे थे,

कम्बक्थ ये हमारी हंसी कुछ यूं बेलगाम हुई ,
उनकी जुदाई के गम को भी मुस्करा के जताती है

सुन ही लेते हैं कोई हमें अगर दे दे गाली भी ,
दुआ देकर उसे भी , होंठ अपने सी लेते हैं हम ,

दर्द महसूस हो चाहे कितना भी दिल में मेरे,
ज़हर को दवा जान , चुपके से इसे पी लेते हैं हम .

अब तो साध्वी जी हमे अपने पूर्वजों द्वारा कथित उपदेशों से ही सीखना होगा की खूबसूरत दुनिया बना कर गर हम खुद को खुदा समझेंगे और हर वोह काम करेंगे जो प्रकृति के विरुद्ध है तो हमारा विनाश होने में कितनी देर लगेगी ," जापान की उन्नत तकनीक भी उसे इस त्रसिदी से नहीं बचा पाई" तिनको की तरह सब कुछ बहा दिया , संभालने का अवसर भी नहीं दिया ?


A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve-pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr Brown who could not conceal his delight called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve-pound nugget of gold.

The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr Brown.

When the reporter came, Mr Brown was away and his wife was alone at home. The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs Brown

Reporter: Does Mr Brown Live here?
Mrs Brown: Oh! Yes.

Reporter: Is he in?
Mrs Brown: Why no, he went somewhere.

Reporter: Is it true that he owns a twelve-pound nugget of gold?
Mrs Brown : (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed.

Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs Brown: I am afraid, not because Mr Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private.

Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs Brown: No, it is quite near and convenient.

Reporter: How many years has Mr Brown been digging the hole?
Mrs Brown: Just for about ten months.

Reporter: Is the hole deep?
Mrs Brown: Quite so...

Reporter: Has Mr Brown reached the bottom of it?
Mrs Brown: Not yet, but he is coming near...

Reporter: At about what time does Mr Brown starts digging?
Mrs Brown: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.

Reporter: Does he work hard on it?
Mrs Brown: You bet...........and how he perspires.

Reporter: Is Mr Brown the first to dig?
Mrs Brown: He thought he was...

Reporter: How do you know there was someone ahead of him?
Mrs Brown: I am in a good position to say so because I own the place.

Reporter: Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr Brown?
Mrs Brown: No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent.

Reporter: Has Mr Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
Mrs Brown: Yes, I work under him.

Reporter: When do you think Mr Brown will sell the place?
Mrs Brown: I think not because he enjoys working on it.

Reporter: Can I see the twelve-pound nugget of gold?
Mrs Brown: Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve-pound baby boy).

P.S.: The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionally attached with anyone.
You never know when you have to walk alone

“ Indians are poor but India is not a poor country”.
Says one of the swiss bank directors.
He says that
“280 lacs crore (280,00,000,000,0000) of Indian rupees is deposited in Swiss banks
which can be used for ‘taxless’ budget for 30 yrs.
Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians.
From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads.
Forever free supply to more than 500 social projects.
Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs.
No need for world bank & IMF loan.
Think about how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have a full right against corrupt politicians.
Don’t forget CWGames…..
Adarsh building Ghotala…..
2g spectrum telecommunication ghotala….
Latest Bangalore corruption......
Itna forward Karo ki pura INDIA padhe.
Take this seriously, you can forward jokes, then why not this?
Be a responsible citizen.
Thank You ......

TOKYO: The biggest earthquake to hit Japan in 140 years struck the northeast coast on Friday, triggering a 10-metre tsunami that swept away everything in its path, including houses, cars and farm buildings on fire, media and witnesses said.
The death toll from the earthquake has reached 19, press reports said. The dead included a 67-year-old man crushed by a wall and an elderly woman killed by a fallen roof, both in the wider Tokyo area, press reports said.
Three were crushed to death when their houses collapsed in Ibaraki prefecture, northeast of Tokyo.
The National Police Agency, charged with compiling nationwide data on natural disasters, could not immediately confirm the figures.

"The damage is so enormous that it will take us much time to gather data," an official at the agency said.

In Fukushima prefecture, four million homes were without power. The 8.9 magnitude quake caused many injuries, public broadcaster NHK said, sparked fires and the wall of water, prompting warnings to people to move to higher ground in coastal areas. ( Japan nuclear plants shut after the quake )

The Philippines, Taiwan and Indonesia all issued tsunami alerts, reviving memories of the giant tsunami which struck Asia in 2004. The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued alerts for countries as far away as Colombia and Peru. (the US widens tsunami warning to most of Pacific )

There were several strong aftershocks. In the capital Tokyo, buildings shook violently. An oil refinery near Tokyo was on fire, with dozens of storage tanks under threat.

"I was terrified and I'm still frightened," said Hidekatsu Hata, 36, manager of a Chinese noodle restaurant in Tokyo's Akasaka area. "I've never experienced such a big quake before."

TV pictures showed the tsunami carrying the debris and fires across a large swathe of coastal farmland near the city of Sendai, which has a population of one million. The pictures suggested the death toll was going to rise.

NHK showed flames and black smoke billowing from a building in Odaiba, a Tokyo suburb, and bullet trains to the north of the country were halted.

Black smoke was also pouring out of an industrial area in Yokohama's Isogo area. TV footage showed boats, cars and trucks floating in the water after a small tsunami hit the town of Kamaichi in northern Japan. An overpass, location unknown, appeared to have collapsed into the water.

Kyodo news agency said there were reports of fires in Sendai where waves carried cars across the runway at the airport.

The western prefecture of Wakayama ordered 20,000 people to evacuate after further tsunami warnings.

The building shook for what seemed a long time and many people in the newsroom grabbed their helmets and some got under their desks," Reuters correspondent Linda Sieg said in Tokyo. "It was probably the worst I have felt since I came to Japan more than 20 years ago."

GREAT KANTO QUAKE The quake was the biggest in 140 years. It surpasses the Great Kanto quake of Sept. 1, 1923, which killed more than 140,000 people in the Tokyo area. Seismologists had said another such quake could strike the city any time.

The 1995 Kobe quake caused $100 billion in damage and was the most expensive natural disaster in history. Economic damage from the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami was estimated at about $10 billion.

The Tokyo stock market extended losses after the quake. The central bank said it would do everything to ensure financial stability.

Passengers on a subway line in Tokyo screamed and grabbed other passengers' hands during the quake. The shaking was so bad it was hard to stand, said Reuters reporter Mariko Katsumura.

Hundreds of office workers and shoppers spilt into Hitotsugi street, a shopping street in Akasaka in downtown Tokyo.

Household goods ranging from toilet paper to clingfilm were flung into the street from outdoor shelves in front of a drugstore.

Crowds gathered in front of televisions in a shop next to the drugstore for details. After the shaking from the first quake subsided, crowds were watching and pointing to construction cranes on an office building up the street with voices saying, "They're still shaking!", "Are they going to fall?"

Asagi Machida, 27, a web designer in Tokyo, sprinted from a coffee shop when the quake hit.

"The images from the New Zealand earthquake are still fresh in my mind so I was really scared. I couldn't believe such a big earthquake was happening in Tokyo."

The U.S. Geological Survey earlier verified a magnitude of 7.9 at a depth of 15.1 miles and located the quake 81 miles east of Sendai, on the main island of Honshu. It later upgraded it to 8.9.

A police car drove down Hitotsugi Street, lights flashing, announcing through a bullhorn that there was still a danger of shaking.

Japan's northeast Pacific coast, called Sanriku, has suffered from quakes and tsunamis in the past and a 7.2 quake struck on Wednesday. In 1933, a magnitude 8.1 quake in the area killed more than 3,000 people. Last year fishing facilities were damaged after by a tsunami caused by a strong tremor in Chile. ( Major tsunamis in the world )

Earthquakes are common in Japan, one of the world's most seismically active areas. The country accounts for about 20 per cent of the world's earthquakes of magnitude 6 or greater

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Love is an emotion of strong affection and attachment, it brings with it happiness and contentment. Think About Your "LOVE

Friends r of two types: One says: If you ever need anything I`ll be there Other says: You will never need anything as long as I am there!
so try to be the second one...!!!

Stars have Five ends …Square has four ends …
Triangle has three ends … The line has two ends …
Life has one end…but
Circle of our Friendship has no End.

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship,
But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
Be slow in choosing Friend
And slower in losing them
Because Friendship is not an Opportunity
But it is An "ACUTE" Responsibility

“Friends are the sunshine of life!
Thanks for brightening my world
with the warmth of your friendship!”


MAKE A GOOD FRIEND & NOT A ENEMY............
LOVE YOU ALL

Sometimes, we have to give up wonderful things just to make everything right...
We have to bleed alone for somebody to smile...
We need those tears to flow just to save the tears of others...
We have to break our own heart to fill somebody else emptiness..

And there are times when we have to give up our own happiness just to rescue someone else's burden. That's what you call LOVE...

It was never fair and never will be...but that's the way it is... I know you dear, only i could say stay perm, no matter what will happen, give your self 20% leave it to god 80%......think farther, don't think inside the box's only, think outside TOO , learn from it and move on!!! and next time, don't till me, you won't fall in love again? your past makes an example to be your own teacher, i know you'll find better than him, but don't rush into it, just give your self a break or space,

FACT-FILE-------
Everything is fair in love and war BUT
in my view, I suggest YOU should do war & only war, never love.?
BECAUSE in war either YOU live or die but in love neither YOU live nor YOU die. 

When a MAN.says" you are hot! surely he is looking at your curvy body, 
when He says you are pretty!, of course, he is looking at your lovely face, 
BUT when he says you are "Beautiful" Maybe he is exploring at your soul 


Be studious in your profession, and you will be called "learned". Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be friendly and you will be famous!!! Sometimes we limit our worth by declaring we are 'only' something: 'only' a secretary, 'only' a plumber, 'only' a Mum. Well, drop that dirty four-letter word and state your profession with pride. Most great people are lost on the way, without a good secretary, try stopping a major household leak yourself and ALL of us know with 100% certainty there is no greater job than being a Mother. Will you agree to correct anyone you hear saying 'only'?


BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE:
'' BIRTH=Opening balance.
DEATH=Closing balance
PARENTS=Fixed assets
BRAIN=Fixed deposits
HEART=Current account.
FRIENDS= General reserve




Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make in the future knowingly? 



 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"WILDEST THOUGHTS UNCONTROLLED"


वो आये थे मेरे दर पर , मोहब्बत की गुफ्तुगू शायद लम्बी लगी ;
छोड़ कर मुझे मेरे हाल पर , उठ के  चुपचाप वहां से चल दिए 
Just Think, Why there is so much stress in life? May be Because'" We focus too much on improving our " MATERIALISTIC LIFESTYLE" rather than our " OWN LIFE"!! We should  always work hard to improve our Life by disciplining our Mind ,Body& Soul first. Good  Lifestyle  is desirable but not by torturing ourselves! It can be achieved by  adopting those thoughts & actions that lead to happiness & blessed life ; our LIFESTYLE will start shining Automatically with Reduced  Stress!levels!
पड़ा  न कोई  फर्क  उनके, अनोखी  जुबान  लिखने  से 
ज़मीन  ज़मीन  ही  रही , उसे  आसमान  लिखने  से .
रहा  जिस  से ता उम्र  तालुक हमेशा हर  घडी  मेरा 
वोह भी  बन  सका  नाः मेरी  जान , जान  लिखने  से 
पनाह  मिल  न  सकी  इक  पल के लिए  भी  मुझ  को 
किसी खंडहर को  अपना  आशिअना  लिखने  से
कड़ी  तपश  से  झुलसता  रहा ,तन मन मेरा  ,
के तपते सूरज को भी कोई फर्क न पड़ा , उसे चाँद लिखने से !
Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?
Will people ever care about each other,
and make time for those who are in need?
Each of us has a part to play in this great show of life.
Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.
If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.
You will simply be ignored... forgotten... as you have done to others

Thursday, March 22, 2012

EK SACCH YEH BHI?, ................................................ माँ तो माँ होती है

माँ तो माँ होती है 

मृत्यु शैया पर लेटी हुई , 

गंभीर बीमारी से पीड़ित एक 'माँ', 

चिंतित है, 

इस बात से नहीं, 'कि'
इलाज़ कैसे होगा?
'बल्कि'
इस बाते से,
'कि'
मेरे बाद,
मेरे बच्चो का क्या होगा.. !?



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बहुत फर्क होता है "माँ "और "बेटी" के व्यवहार में , एक में परपक्व प्यार और त्याग की भावना   होती  है बल्कि अपने बच्चों पे सब कुछ निछावर करने के भाव होते है , और 



बच्चे में एक लाड प्यार की भाषा होती है जो माँ की छत्र छाया में खुश रहता है। 

एक सौदागर राजा के महल में दो गायों को लेकर आया - दोनों ही स्वस्थ, सुंदर व दिखने में लगभग एक जैसी थीं।
सौदागर ने राजा से कहा "महाराज - ये गायें माँ -बेटी हैं परन्तु मुझे यह नहीं पता कि माँ कौन है व बेटी कौन - क्योंकि दोनों में खास अंतर नहीं है।
मैंने अनेक जगह पर लोगों से यह पूछा किंतु कोई भी इन दोनों में माँ - बेटी की पहचान नहीं कर पाया - बाद में मुझे किसी ने यह कहा कि आपका बुजुर्ग मंत्री बेहद कुशाग्रबुद्धि का है और यहाँ पर मुझे अवश्य मेरे प्रश्न का उत्तर मिल जाएगा इसलिए मैं यहाँ पर
चला आया - कृपया मेरी समस्या का समाधान किया जाए।"
यह सुनकर सभी दरबारी मंत्री की ओर देखने लगे - मंत्री अपने स्थान से उठकर गायों की तरफ गया। उसने दोनों का बारीकी से निरीक्षण किया किंतु
वह भी नहीं पहचान पाया कि वास्तव में कौन मां है और कौन बेटी ... ?
अब मंत्री बड़ी दुविधा में फंस गया, उसने सौदागर से एक दिन की मोहलत मांगी।
घर आने पर वह बेहद परेशान रहा - उसकी पत्नी इस बात को समझ गई।
उसने जब मंत्री से परेशानी का कारण पूछा तो उसने सौदागर की बात बता दी।
यह सुनकर पत्नी मुस्कराते हुए बोली 'अरे ! बस इतनी सी बात है - यह तो मैं भी बता सकती हूँ ।' अगले दिन मंत्री अपनी पत्नी को वहाँ ले गया जहाँ गायें बंधी थीं।
मंत्री की पत्नी ने दोनों गायों के आगे अच्छा भोजन रखा - कुछ ही देर बाद उसने माँ व बेटी में अंतर बता दिया - लोग चकित रह गए।
मंत्री की पत्नी बोली "पहली गाय जल्दी -
जल्दी खाने के बाद दूसरी गाय के भोजन में मुंह मारने
लगी और दूसरी वाली ने पहली वाली के लिए
अपना भोजन छोड़ दिया, ऐसा केवल एक मां ही कर
सकती है - यानि दूसरी वाली माँ है।
माँ ही बच्चे कैे लिए भूखी रह सकती है -
 माँ में ही त्याग, करुणा,वात्सल्य, ममत्व के गुण विद्यमान
होते है!!!!!



चाहता तो हूँ की ये दुनिया बदल दूँ
पर  ज़िन्दगी  जीने के  जुगाड़
 में ,
 फुर्सत ही  कहाँ  मिलती है दोस्तों !
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महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली,
वक़्त फिर भी मेरा कभी हो न हो सका !
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युं ही हम दिल को साफ़ रखा करते थे ..
अब पता चला की , कीमत तो चेहरों की होती है
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अगर खुदा नहीं हे तो उसका ज़िक्र क्यों ??
और अगर खुदा हे तो फिर फिक्र क्यों ???
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दो बातें इंसान को अपनों से दूर कर देती हैं,
एक उसका 'अहम' और दूसरा उसका 'वहम'
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पैसे से सुख कभी खरीदा नहीं जाता ,

और दुःख का कोई खरीदार नहीं होता
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मुझे जिंदगी का इतना तजुर्बा तो नहीं,
पर सुना है सादगी मे लोग जीने नहीं देते
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पहले मैं बहुत होशियार था,
इसलिए दुनिया बदलने चला था

आज मैं समझदार हूँ, शायद
इसलिए खुद को बदल रहा हूँ
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बैठ जाता हूं मिट्टी पे अक्सर. पालथी मार  के .
क्योंकि मुझे अपनी औकात अच्छी लगती है
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मैंने समंदर से सीखा है जीने का सलीक़ा,
चुपचाप से इठलाना  और अपनी मौज में रहना
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मोदी सरकार के तेजी से काम करने की प्रेरणा लेते हुए , एक फैक्ट्री मालिक सुबह सुबह वक़्त से पहले फैक्ट्री पहुँच गया , उसे देख सारे काम गर हैरान हो गए और जल्दी से जल्दी काम पर लग गए , एक वर्कर अभी भी इधर उधर देखे जा रहा था और अपने काम पर नहीं लगा , फैक्ट्री मालिक उस वर्कर के पास आये और पुछा तुम्हारी कितनी सैलरी है ? वर्कर घबराते हुए ,५००० सर ?

फैक्ट्री मालिक ने अपना पर्स निकाला और उसे 15000 /- देते हुए बोला , मैं इस फैक्ट्री में काम करने के पैसे देता हूँ ऐसे आवारागर्दी करने के नहीं , यह है तुम्हारे तीन महीने के नोटिस पैय , यह पकड़ो और यहाँ से दफा हो जाओ , दुबारा इस फैक्ट्री में नज़र मत आना। ……

उस लड़के ने पैसे पकडे और चुप चाप वहां से निकल गया

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इतनी देर में वर्कर्स काम पर लग गए थे , मालिक ने उनसे पुछा , यह कौन से विभाग में काम करता था ? वर्कर्स ने जवाब दिया यह यहाँ काम नहीं करता सर , यह तो पिज़्ज़ा डिलीवर करने आया था।

मालिक सकपका गया और सोचने लगा , साला 15000 /- ले गया , बोला तक नहीं की वह यहाँ काम नहीं करता था ?

इस घटना से एक बात सामने आई की किसी भी परिस्थिति में अपनी बुद्धि का सही इस्तेमाल करते हुए सोच कर काम करना चाहये न की आवेश में , वरना ऐसे ही नुक्सान करते रहोगे ?


In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
The man replied "5000 sirs"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then the CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"


Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir".

Moral: Don't overreact in every situation _😐_


संता : कुत्ते की पूँछ पाइप में डाल रहा था ,

बनता : "ओये , कुत्ते की दम जितनी देर मर्जी पाइप में डाल के रख लें ! इसने कभी सीधी 


नहीं होना "

संता : "ओये मुझे सब पत्ता है , बेवक़ूफ़ मैं तो पाइप बेंड कर रहा हूँ