september 27 ,2010" BITTER TRUTH OF INDIA'S SWEET DEMOCRACY "??

BITTER TRUTH........MUST-READon Monday, September 27, 2010

If you cross the " The North Korean " border illegally, 

you get ..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison...

.If you cross the " Iranian " border illegally, 

you get ..... detained indefinitely .....

If you cross the " Afghan " border illegally, 

you get ..... shot .....

If you cross the " Saudi Arabian " border illegally, 

you get ..... jailed.  

 IF you cross the " Chinese " border illegally, 

you get ..... kidnapped and maybe never heard of - again 

.....If you cross the " Venezuelan " border illegally, 

you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....

If you cross the " Cuban " border illegally, 

you get ..... thrown into a political prison to rot .....

If you cross the " British " border illegally, you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence.  

now ..... if you were to cross the " Indian " border illegally, 

you get 

1. A ration card

2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )

3. A driver's license

4. A voter identity card

5. Credit cards  

6. A Haj subsidy

7. Job reservation

8. Special privileges for minorities

9. Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and        a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your "           cause "

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country!

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!

Hats off to the .....

A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians. 

  The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors staying here

D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, the same will happen with Kasab.

E. The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to their own country. They conveniently forget some Hindus are living as refugees in this country called Hindustan 

.F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era when human beings were human beings. 

THE MINIMUM YOU CAN DO (IF YOU ARE LIVING) IS FORWARD THIS

Relationship is Like a "BOOK" it Takes a Few SECONDS to "BURN".... But it Takes a Life to "PRINT"... So Let's Print our book Carefully. Never Let it "BURN"! A Lot of Problems in World will Disappear If everyone will Learn to Talk 'To' each other, Instead of talking 'About' each other.

Troubles are part of life. If we don't share them with people who love & care for us, we take away Chance from them to love us more!

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The most selfish 1 letter."I"▬Avoid It.
Most Satisfactory 2 letters."WE"▬Use It.
Most Poisonous 3 letters."EGO"▬Kill It.
Most used 4 letters."LOVE"▬Value It.
Most Pleasing 5 letters."SMILE"▬Keep It.
Fastst Spreading 6 letters."RUMOUR"▬Ignore It.
Hard Working 7 letters."SUCCESS"▬Achieve It
Most Enviable 8 letters."JEALOUSY"▬Distance It.
Most Essential 9 letters."PRINCIPLE"▬Have It.
Most Divine 10 Letters."FRIENDSHIP"▬Maintain It


Lovely people, Great people & Caring people are like the wind...We can not see them always, but We always.feel their presence. People are not as Beautiful as they Look, as they Walk, as they wear.. People are Beautiful as they Love, as they Care & as they Share! We MUST choose PEOPLE in Life carefully as "Life Is an Art of Drawing Without an Eraser, So Be Careful While Taking ANY Decision About Valuable Pages of OUR LIVES"!

CHARACTERSTICKS OF CHARACTER 26-11-2019

CHARACTER

चरित्र की परिभाषा आखिर क्या है?

"वो चरित्रहीन थी या फिर दुनिया ही है चरित्रहीन " ( Must Read )
यौवन के मद में अनियंत्रित, सागर में खो जाने को
आज चला था पैसो से मैं यौवन का सुख पाने को
दिल की धड़कन भी थिरक रही थी यौवन के मोहक बाजे पे

अरमानों के साथ मैं पंहुचा उस तड़ीता के दरवाजे पे
अंदर पंहुचा तो मानो हया ने भी मुँह फेर लिया
चारो तरफ से मुझको यूँ रुपसियों ने था घेर लिया
हर कोई अपने यौवन के श्रृंगार से सुसज्जित था

पर अब जाने क्यों मेरा मॅन थोडा सा लज्जित था
आहत होता था हृदय बहुत उन संबोधन के तीरों से
पर अभी भी मॅन था बंधा हुआ संवेगों की जंजीरों से
तभी एक रूपसी पर अटकी मेरी दृष्टि थी
लगता था मानो स्वयं वही सुन्दरता की सृष्टि थी

व्यग्र हुआ मॅन साथ में उसके स्वयं चरम सुख पाने को 

उस कनकलता को लिए चला अपनी कामाग्नि बुझाने को
जून के उष्ण महीने में बसंती सी हो गयी थी रुत
कुछ ऐसे अपने तन को उसने मेरे समुख किया प्रस्तुत खुला निमंत्रण था सपनो को आलिंगन में भरने का पर नहीं समझ पा रहा था कारण 

अपने अंतस के डरने का अंतस को अनदेखा कर के प्रथम स्पर्श किया तन को उस मद से ज्यादा मद-मादित अब तक कुछ नहीं लगा मॅन को खुद अंग ही इतने सुंदर थे लज्जा आ जाये गहनों को पर सहसा सहम गया देख उस मृग-नयनी के नयनो को

आँखों में कोई चमक नहीं चेहरे पे कोई भाव नहीं
सपने कोई छीन गया जैसे जीने की कोई चाह नहीं
प्रश्नों की श्रृंखल कड़ियों ने सारा मद तोड़ दिया पल में
व्याकुल था अंतस जानने को क्या है इसके हृदयातल में 

उसे देख अवस्था में ऐसी जब रहा नहीं गया मुझसे 

जो उबल रहा था अंतस में वो सब कुछ बोल दिया उससे


आँखे सूना चेहरा सूना क्यों सूना तेरा जीवन है
इच्छाओं के संसार में क्यों अब लगता नहीं तेरा मॅन है
सिर्फ तन का मूल्य दिया हूँ मैं, मॅन पर मेरा अधिकार नहीं पर इतना तो बता ऐ कनकलता क्या तुझको मैं स्वीकार्य नहीं हे कामप्रिया!,हे मृगनयनी! ऐसी क्या विवशता है तुझको जो मॅन से मेरे साथ नहीं फिर तन क्यों अपना सौंप दिया ?

मुझको शांत भाव से बोली वो यहाँ मॅन को कौन समझता है
एक लड़की के लिए गरीबी ही उसकी सबसे बड़ी विवशता है
इतना कह के फिर शांत हो गयी कुछ समझ नहीं आया मुझको
प्रश्नों की श्रृंखल कड़ियों से फिर मैंने झक-झोर दिया उसको
लड़ना ही जीवन है चाहे मुश्किल कितनी भी ज्यादा हो

फिर नारी हो के क्यों तोड़ दिया तुमने अपनी मर्यादा को कमी नहीं दुनिया में काम की पैसे इज्जत से कमाने को फिर क्यों बेच दिया खुद को बस अपनी क्षुधा मिटाने को ?
तड़प उठी वो मेरे ऐसे प्रश्नों के आघातों से
मुझसे बोली क्या समझाना चाहते हो इन बातों से
शौक नहीं था वेश्या बन बाज़ारों में बिक जाने का
अपने ही हाथों से खुद अपना आस्तित्व मिटाने का
पर आँखों के सारे सपने एक रोज बह गए पानी में

जब माँ-बाप,घर-आँगन सब खो गए सुनामी में
फिर एक ही रात में बदल गयी मेरी दुनिया की तस्वीर यहाँ कठपुतली बना के बहुत नचाई मुझको मेरी तक़दीर यहाँ
दिन अच्छे हो जाते हैं राते भी अच्छी लगती हैं
भरे पेट को सिद्धांत की हर बातें अच्छी लगती हैं
पर मई-जून की गर्मी से जब देह झुलसने लगती है

रोटी के टुकड़े खोज रही आँखे कुछ थकने लगती हैं

भूख की आग में तड़प-तड़प मुश्किल से दिन कट पाते हैं
अपनी बेबसी में घुट-घुट कर सपनों को जलाती रातें है
जब नीली छत के सिवा सर पर कोई और छत नहीं होती है

कपडो के छेदों से झाँक रही मजबूरी खुद पे रोती है
गिद्धदृष्टि से देहांश देखता जब कोई चीर-सुराखों से
तब मॅन छलनी हो जाता है तीर विष बुझे लाखों से

जब इन हालातों से लड़ लड़ कर जवानी थकने लगती है तब मर्यादा और सम्मान की ये बातें बेमानी लगने लगतीं है
लोगो ने जाने कितनी बार मन को निर्वस्त्र कर डाला था
पर फिर भी किसी तरह मैंने अपना तन संभाला था
पर एक दिन कुचल गयी कली कुछ मदमाते क़दमों से

कुछ और नहीं अब बाकी था इन किस्मत के पन्नों में
खुद को ख़त्म कर लेने का निश्चय कर लिया मेरे मॅन ने
पर लाख चाहने पर भी दिल का साथ नहीं दिया हिम्मत ने


पर जीने का मतलब मेरे लिए हर मोड़ पर एक समझौता था

फिर इस जगह से ज्यादा गया गुजरा मेरे लिए क्या हो सकता था
इतना गिर गयी हूँ मैं कैसे ये सवाल हमेशा डसता था
लेकिन मेरे पास भी इसके सिवा अब और कहाँ कोई रस्ता था
उस वक़्त बहुत मैं रोई थी हद से ज्यादा चिल्लाई थी
दूसरों के हाथ आस्तित्वहीन हा जब खुद को मैं पाई थी
पर रो-रो के सारे आंसू एक रोज़ बहा डाला मैंने

हर अरमान का गला घोंट कफ़न ओढा डाला मैंने
पर अब पेट भर जाने पर भी जब नीद नहीं आती रातों को
नहीं सँभाल पता है ये दिल तब इन बिखरे जज्बातों को
क्यों नहीं सजा सकती हूँ मैं दुल्हन बन किसी आँगन को क्यों प्रेयसी बनने का अधिकार नहीं मिला मुझ अभागन को
काश कि मैं भी किसी को प्राणों से प्यारा कह पाती
काश कि मैं भी किसी के हृदयातल में रह पाती
काश कि मेरे आँचल में भी एक अंश मेरा अपना होता
ममता से पागल हो जाती एक बार जो मुझको माँ कहता


इतना कहते कहते ही उसकी आँखे भर आई थी
मैं भी था खामोश वहाँ बस एक उदासी छाई थी
फिर मुझमे हिम्मत ही नहीं थी उससे कुछ कह पाने को
धीमे क़दमों से लौट गया वापस गंतव्य पे जाने को
सोचता रहा ये रास्ते भर होके मानववृत्ति के अधीन
वो चरित्रहीन थी या फिर दुनिया ही है चरित्रहीन

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एक व्यक्ति मरने के बाद ऊपर गया, यमराज ने उसे सजा देने के लिए पहले उसे एक  ठण्डे मकान में रखा, जहाँ तापमान -4° था।
वह आदमी हँसता हुआ बाहर आया.  फिर यमराज ने उसे एक
गर्म मकान मे रखा जहाँ का तापमान 50° था।
फिर भी वह आदमी हँसता हुआ बाहर आया तो
यमराज को गुस्सा आया और उस पर

बारिश,ओले व तूफान आदि सब प्रयोग किए, लेकिन उसे कुछ नही हुआ तो
यमराज ने चित्रगुप्त से कहा कि इसका रिकॉर्ड चैक करो..
चित्रगुप्त ने रिकॉर्ड देखकर कहा
महाराज, ये आदमी Delhi का है। ये सब यातनाएं झेल कर अपने आप को हर तरह से डेवलप कर चुका है !!
ये 50 के तापमान मे भी गरम कचौरी खाता है। ठण्ड मे भी क़ुल्फ़ियाँ खाता है।
आप इसका कुछ नहीं 🤙 बिगाड़ सकते हैं।


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माँ मुझे एक बंदूक दे दे
मै कसाब बन जाऊँगा...
माँ मुझे एक बंदूक दे दे
मै कसाब बन जाऊँगा

दो चार मंत्री को मार
रोज कबाब मै खाऊँगा
यहाँ तो इक चादर भी नहीं
वहाँ नरम बिछौना पाऊँगा

दिन रात मै जागूँ यहाँ
वहाँ चैन की नींद सो जाऊँगा
यहाँ मिले गाली और घूंसा
यहाँ रोज मार मै खाऊँगा

वहाँ मुझे छिंक भी आये
तुरंत दवाई मै पाऊँगा
घर की सूखी रोटी से तो अच्छा
रोज बिरयानी खाऊंगा

और जब मैं अदालत में जाऊ
तो मंद मंद मुस्कराऊंगा
मुझे देख भारतवासी गुस्से से तिलमिलाए
तो उनकी किस्मत पर तरस खाऊंगा

फिर देना जब जनम मुझे
मै ऐसा भाग न पाऊँगा
माँ मुझे एक बंदूक दे दे
मै कसाब बन जाऊँगा


A newly married couple kept having sex every night, more than once. The guy was getting weak but his wife would not let him stop. The husband consulted a doctor out of desperation.

Doc said: Have sex only on those days which have 'R' in it..
Like: Thursday, Friday or Saturday. You will regain your strength. Husband agreed and mentioned it to his horny wife.

On Monday hubby asks, "Honey Darling what day it is today?"
Wife, with a Naughty smile, said. "SomvaaR.
Then tomorrow is MangalvaaR, then BudhvaaR, then GuruvaaR,
after that ShukravaaR, then ShanivaaR, & lastly RavivaaR!!!"

Hubby fainted.

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EDITED FOR SAISHA

"LIFE BEGINS HERE AGAIN "

                "LOOK WITHIN"   

When I was given this topic TO WRITE about "look within" 

I was confused how can a person look inside of one's body? 
I asked my grandpa did you ever look inside your body? He smilingly answered "we have a lot of information stored in our minds, our whole body has valuable information collected through generations, which has been passed over to us through genes of passing generations.

He further added "if you can understand this complex task it is  looking within to explore your own abilities" and Talents "That was a logic very complicated for my age to understand" 

But still, I kept on thinking when and how can a person look within? TO REALIZE DREAMS OF HIS OR  HER LIFE? so I went to my bed hugging my pillow and blanket thinking over and over to "look within"  I  fell asleep within no time. 

Hey, what are you looking for? Someone called my name you are already within you. I wondered how someone was calling my name and how did he know what I was looking for? 

He further asked "do you like watching TV series" ? also you like making TIKTOK videos ?. you wear your choice of clothing?. Sometimes you don't like the home-cooked food which your mother prepared for you at lunch? Why? who is stopping you or guiding you to take these actions?

I answered yes, of course, my mind tells me what to do and what not to? That means you are following what is in your mind without looking within your soul "
LOOKING WITHIN IS NOTHING BUT LISTENING TO VOICE OF YOUR OWN SOUL, to further the goals of your own life. HE KEPT ON SAYING:-

Well, everything that comes to your mind is not always good for your wellbeing. It can even give you many bad ideas, or it could give you sad moments of your life. 

"If you make a regular habit of "LOOKING WITHIN " and listening to your inner voice before attempting to do anything, No need to copy others .your power within can take you ahead in life. That is the only positive path in Digging your talents " within" lying uncovered so far.

What do you plan to become in your life ?" He asked " 
Maybe a Doctor, Engineer, or a professional or maybe PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES if my life goes the way I want, "I replied " 
That sounds interesting " HE NODDED WITH A SMILE " and started advising me to work hard towards your goals in life, All school activities, painting, Making tiktok videos can help you develop some skills to some extent but can not be your final path of life.

"LOOKING WITHIN" TO REALIZE YOUR DREAMS IS MORE DIFFICULT A PATH THAN ALL THE ENTERTAINING ACTIVITIES.

I was wondering who was this person telling me to do things in such ways? I asked him " if he knew me "? I have never seen you before or met you in my life, have we?  

yes I know you and I meet you every day but you have not cared to talk to me, I JUST LIVE WITHIN YOU, I do everything for you, I am your inner voice, I am the voice of your mind, you never see me but I can watch your actions every moment of the day without a miss. 

Most of the times you choose to ignore my advice and warnings and get fooled by worldly attractions which always take you away from me, you get lost in the confusion which is not good for your health or life, YOU HAVE TO "LOOK WITHIN" BEFORE GOING AHEAD IN LIFE.

Get up it is time to go to school, someone started shaking me and I opened my eyes in the wilderness, My Dad was standing with a glass of milk and asking me to get ready for the school  OH was it a dream? I was talking to myself within?  Maybe when I slept My soul  WITHIN ME kept on advising me " HOW TO REINVENT MYSELF AND MOVE AHEAD IN  LIFE.

I REALIZED  THAT THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE LIES " IN LOOKING WITHIN AND FOLLOWING OUR DREAMS PASSIONATELY, WHERE THERE IS PASSION FOR DOING SOMETHING OUR INNER STRENGTH WAKES UP TO SUPPORT US IN ALL OUR ACTIONS.   

SAISHA VISITS HER "LOOK WITH IN " A SOUL SEARCHING STORY

"LIFE BEGINS HERE AGAIN" 

 "LOOK WITHIN"  

when I was given this topic TO WRITE about "look within" 

I was confused how can a person look inside of one's body? 
I asked my grandpa did you ever look inside your body? He smilingly answered "we have tons of information warehoused in our minds, our whole body has a store of hugely valuable information collected through generations after generations. which has been passed over to us through genes of passing generations.

He further added "if you can understand this complex phenomenon? it amounts to looking within to explore your own capabilities" and Talents "That was a logic very complicated for my age to understand" 

But still, I kept on thinking when and how can a person look within? TO REALIZE DREAMS OF HIS OR  HER LIFE? so I retired to my bed embracing my pillow and blanket thinking over and over to "look within" that I  fell asleep within no time. 

Hey, what are you looking for? Someone called my name you are already within you. I wondered how someone was calling my name and how did he know what I was looking for? 

He further asked "do you like watching TV series" ? also you like making TIKTOK videos ?. you wear your choice of clothing?. Sometimes you don't like the home-cooked food which your mother so lovingly prepared for you at lunch? Why? who is preventing you or guiding you to take one stance or the other?

I answered yes, of course, my mind tells me what to do and what not to? That is it he declared " you are following dictates of your mind without looking within your soul and conscience "
LOOKING WITHIN IS NOTHING BUT LISTENING TO VOICE OF YOUR OWN SOUL AND CONSCIENCE. to further the goals of your own life. HE KEPT ON SAYING:-

Well, everything that comes to your mind is not good for your wellbeing. It can even give you many criminal ideas, or it could give you gloom and sad moments of your life. 

"If you make a regular habit of "LOOKING WITHIN " and listening to your inner voice before attempting to do anything, No need to imitate and copy others .your power within can take you ahead in life. That is the only positive path in Digging your talents " within" lying uncovered so far.

What do you plan to become in your life ?" He asked " 
Maybe a Doctor, Engineer, or a professional or maybe PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES if my life goes the way I want, "I replied " 
That sounds interesting " HE NODDED WITH A SMILE " and started advising me to work hard with sincere devotion towards your goals in life, All school activities, painting, Making ticktock videos can help you develop some skills to some extent but can not be your final destination in life.

"LOOKING WITHIN" TO REALIZE YOUR DREAMS IS MORE DIFFICULT A PATH THAN ALL THE ENTERTAINING ACTIVITIES.

I was wondering who was this person directing me to do things in particular ways? I asked him " if he knew me "? I have never seen you before or met you in my life, have we?  

yes I know you and meet you every day but you have not cared to take my call or talk to me, I JUST LIVE WITHIN YOU, I do everything for you, I am your soul and conscience, I am the voice of your mind, you never see me but I can watch your actions every moment of the day without a miss. 

Most of the times you choose to ignore my advice and warnings and get swayed by worldly attractions and temptations which always takes you away from me, you get lost in the confusion which is not good for your health or life, YOU HAVE TO "LOOK WITHIN" BEFORE GOING AHEAD IN LIFE.

Get up it is time to go to school, someone started shaking me and I opened my eyes in the wilderness, My papa was standing with a glass of milk and asking me to get ready for the school  OH was it a dream? I was talking to myself within?  Maybe when I slept My soul and conscience WITHIN ME kept on advising me " HOW TO REINVENT MYSELF AND FORGE AHEAD.

I REALIZED THEREAFTER THAT THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE LIES " IN LOOKING WITHIN AND FOLLOWING OUR DREAMS PASSIONATELY, WHERE THERE IS PASSION FOR DOING SOMETHING OUR INNER STRENGTH WAKES UP TO SUPPORT US IN ALL OUR ACTIONS.