Friday, February 25, 2011

FAILURES & SUCCESS IS IN OUR MIND NOT IN OUR VALLET !


There is no such thing to be called failure in our life , "Failure" is just one of the ideas just like any stupid idea of "SUCCESS" if you want to change your life from failure to success ? simply change the idea and your thinking process, every thing else will be taken care off automatically ?? Most of us link success with material possessions and place in the society ? But it is simply not this success we are in this world for? THINK.

No need to become slave of some one else's idea, That will be your "FIRST" ever failure in life. Success or failure is not the amount of money flowing in to your bank account , it will be a wrong assumption. True success doesn't need any body's recognitions,which we usually take as the test of our successes . You are successful in life " IF YOU HAVE LEARN T TO WALK WITH JOY EVEN THROUGH HELL"

R.K.NAGPAL

24 Th February ,2011( FB posts)

‎10 types of sex

1, Duty - with wife
2, Art - with lover
3, Education - with virgin
4, Tuetion - with teacher
5, Job - with secretery
6, Science - with firtile lady
7, Business - with pros.
8, Social work - with neighbour
9, Cherity - with widow
10, Secrifice - self service......cheers :))
MAN :Sir,my wife is missing. POSTMAN: yeh post office hai police station nahi.
MAN:kya karu ? kahan jau ?Khushi k mare kuch samajh me nahi aa raha......gm to all the confused hubbys
‎~ Never say I love you..
If you really don't care
Never talk about feelings..
If they aren't really there
Never hold my hand..
...If you gonna break my heart
Never look into my eyes..
If all you do is a lie
Never say Hi..
If you mean goodbye
Never say forever..
If you just moving on forward
Never ask why I am quite or am I shy...
It's because I tend to stay quite
My heart bleeds, weeps and cry
If you can not fly . . . . . . . . . . Run

If you can not run . . . . . . . . . . Walk

If you can not walk . . . . . . . . . . Crawl

But keep moving towards your GOAL

That is true LIFE
When creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands
would be found in all corners of the world...

And then He made the Earth round.

चोर-चोर मौसरे भाई ही क्यों होते हैं...चचेरे या फुफेरे या ममेरे क्यों नहीं होते...? साथ ही please यह भी बताएं कि घोटालेबाजों के बीच कौन सा भाईचारा होता है...?


Perfect is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way you are both complete each other. charlotte sm

There is no such thing to be called failure in our life , "Failure" is just one of the ideas just like any stupid idea of "SUCCESS" if you want to change your life from failure to success ? simply change the idea and your thinking process, every thing else will be taken care off automatically ?? Most of us link success with material possessions and place in the society ? But it is simply not this success we are in this world for? THINK.

No need to become slave of some one else's idea, That will be your "FIRST" ever success . Success or failure is not the amount of money flowing in to your bank account , it will be a wrong assumption. True success does'nt need any body's recognitions,which we usually take as the test of our successes . You are successful in life " IF YOU HAVE LEARNT TO WALK WITH JOY EVEN THROUGH HELL"

R.K.NAGPAL





Thursday, February 24, 2011

DO YOU AGREE WITH WHAT OUR" APEX COURT" INFERRED ?

SC justifies reducing sentence of rapists
Bhadra Sinha, Hindustan Times
New Delhi, February 23, 2011
       
Citing an express provision of criminal law relating to rape and some special reasons the Supreme Court has justified reducing the jail term of three gang rape convicts who were sentenced to 10 years of rigorous imprisonment by both the trial court, and Punjab and Haryana high court. While noting that rape is a non-compoundable offence (i.e. cannot be compromised) with minimum sentence of 10 years, a bench comprising justice Markandey Katju and justice Gyan Sudha Misra said: "We think there are adequate and special reasons for doing so."
The court invoked the proviso of Section 376 (2) (g) that permits imposition of a lesser sentence for which adequate and special reasons have to be given.
"Considering that the incident happened in the year 1997 and that the parties have themselves entered into a compromise, we uphold the conviction but we reduce the sentence to the period of sentence already undergone in view of the proviso to Section 376 (2) (g) ....," the bench observed.
The court mentioned in its order that an application and affidavit were filed before it stating the accused and the victim wanted to end the "dispute".
The bench did not acquit the accused, but decided to invoke the special provision to let them free on the ground that the incident was an old one and the victim and accused were married. "The prosecutrix (victim) also has two children," the court said.
But it increased the fine imposed by the trial court from Rs 1,000 to Rs 50,000 and asked them to give it to the victim.
"We direct that each of the appellant will pay a sum of Rs 50,000 by way of enhancement of fine to the victim....," the bench ordered. It asked the accused to pay the victim within three months. If they fail, the fine would be recovered as arrears of land revenue.

Monday, February 14, 2011





Without Love in your life is miserable :-days are..
 SUNDAY:-sad day, 
 MONDAY:-moan day, 
 TUESDAY:-tears day, 
 Wednesday waste day, 
 THURSDAY:-thirst day, 
 FRIDAY:-fright day ; 
 SATURDAY:shatter day. So be in luv everyday.
Wish you a Happy Valentines` Day! EVERY DAY
 Two women  are talking..1st: when you dont love your husband, why dont you divorce him?in the first place?
2nd:Oh..i hate him so much, i dont want to see him HAPPY.AFTER GETTING DIVORCE.,that doesnot suit me .

MY INSTINCTS & FEELINGS: VALENTINE DAY ,HOW & WHY ? WHO WAS VALENTINE ?

MY INSTINCTS & FEELINGS: VALENTINE DAY ,HOW & WHY ? WHO WAS VALENTINE ?

VALENTINE DAY ,HOW & WHY ? WHO WAS VALENTINE ?

This is a very old history , It was year, 269, King Klaudius was ruling the ROME. He out of his adamant attitude, banned spread of christianity  and put restriction on them being married , to stop their growing population ."VALENTINE" WAS THE NAME OF A FATHER OF A CHURCH IN ROME, He objected against this order of the King Klaudius and protested his anti people/anti christianity rules , He ,kept on his normal ritual of marrying christian couples his church secretly, in complete disregard to the king and his orders.


On his disobedience , Father Valentine, was arrested and put in a prison , where he met one blind girl named "Austin " who was daughter of the jailer of that prison,He fell in love with her and used to wait for her every day,who occasionally accompanied his jailer father , being blind ,she did not see him!but they used to talk frequently and a friendship flourished between them.


On one fine morning  of 14 th February,  Father Valentine fell ill and he wrote a signed Note for her friend "Austin"
 and died. At  the bottom of his Note He wrote :-"LOVE FROM YOUR VALENTINE"


THIS IS HOW EVERY YEAR 14TH FEBRUARY IS DEDICATED TO "FATHER VALENTINE " and we remember HIM through loving our own Valentines ? But How many of us have really read the history and meaning of "VALENTINE DAY "? & the father Valentine himself ?
  "

Rajinder .K. Nagpal





 


HINDI JOKES ,7th February ,2011

अध्यापक :- सोनू , कल तुम स्कूल क्यों नहीं आये थे ?
                     जी सर "मैं गिर गया था ,और बड़ी जोर से लग गई थी "
                    अरे! बड़ा दुःख हुआ ,कहाँ गिरे ,कैसे गिरे और कहाँ लगी ?
             सोनू :-सर मैं जैसे ही कल क्रिकेट खेल कर घर लोटा , बिस्तरे पर धडाम से गिर पड़ा था और बडे जोरों से नींद लग गई ,जो आज खुली है ! इस लिए स्कूल छूठ गया ,सर ?पर अभी भी बडे जोर से लगी हुई है . 





मंजिल न सही , चिराग भी नहीं ? पर थोडा होसला तो दे !
तिनके का ही सही ,मगर मेरीजान  तूं थोडा सहारा तो दे  !

मैने यह कब कहा कि सब कुछ मेरे लिए हो ,या मेरे हक में हो?
यह तेरी ख़ामोशी ज्यादती है मुझपे,कैसा भी हो ,फैसला तो दे.

मंदिर ,मस्जिदों में जा जा कर ,खाता रहा मैं फरेब मगर ?
हे मेरे खुदा! कहाँ पे है तू ? मुझे जरा अपना पता तो ...दे 

माना के मेरे नसीब पर है.... , है बेशक तेरा ही  इख्तयार  ?
पर मेरे नसीब में क्या बदा है ? मेहर कर इतना तो बता दे ! 


 

 एक प्रेमिका ने जले पर नमक छिडकने के लिए अपनी शादी का कार्ड अपने एक्स बॉय फ्रेंड को भी भेज दिया ?
प्रेमी जल भुन कर कोयला होगया , और अपना धुएं का गुब्बार कुछ यूँ निकाला.
" मुझे तुम्हारी बर्बादी का निमंत्रण मिला , अब कुछ कहने को बचा ही क्या है ? भगवान करे तुम्हारी जिंदगी में ऐसी खुशिया बार बार आयें " और नित नए कार्ड छपते रहें " 



 

प्रेमिका : तुम सच सच बताओ , तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो ? 
प्रेमी ने भी फ़िल्मी अंदाज में कहना शुरू किया "मैं अपनी हर सांस के आने जाने में तुम्हारी ही चाहत लिए रहता हूँ " मेरे हर सांस में तुम ही तुम समाई हो ? 
 प्रेमिका जो  पहले ही अपने प्रेमी कि बोर करने कि आदत से परेशान होकर उस से जान छुड़ाना चाहती थी . बोली " अगर तुम्हारी सांसे सिर्फ मेरे लिए ही चल रहीं हैं तो ? मेहरबानी कर के इनेह लेना बंद ही करदो ! बड़ा उपकार होगा मुझ पर ! 




एक दोस्त दुसरे दोस्त से : यार एक बात बता "हमे बीवी कैसी चुननी चाहए "
दूसरा दोस्त : भाई मैं तो चाहता हूँ मेरी दुल्हन चाँद जैसी होनी चाहए , जो सिर्फ रात को दिखे  और  दिन होते ही गायब हो जाये ? हैं ! क्या मतलब ? चल छोड़ तेरी समझ में नहीं आएगी









Thursday, February 10, 2011

INNER VOICES & FEELINGS ( HINDI)Feb,10th ,2011

एक  एन .आर .आई .फॅमिली के बच्चे ने अपने पिता से अपने देश भारत के बारे में उत्सुकता दिखाई और पूछा :कैसा है हमारा भारत देश ? कैसे हैं वहां का जीवन ? और कैसे हैं वहां के लोग ?
पिता ने बड़े ही बोझिल मन से कुछ यूँ बताया :-

वहां के बेपंनाह अंधेरों को , सुबह कैसे कहूँ ?
घोटाल्लों में दबी जनता को ,सुखी कैसे कहूँ !
मैंने यह कटु नज़ारे बड़ी नजदीकी से देखे हैं ,
झुटला कर सब कुछ ,खुद को अँधा कैसे कहूँ,
यहाँ कि सियासती जबान भी है बड़ी झूटी ?
कानून ,न्याय ,निर्वाचन ,प्रजा तंत्र,और नेता      
अब तो सब  ,एक भोंडा मजाक सा लगता है
यह देश पावन भी है ,देखने के काबिल भी 
वहां जाकर वापिस , बस जाने को कैसे कहूँ ?
घोटालों भ्रष्टाचारों से पूरा तंत्र उधड़ रहा है 
वहां जाकर सकून मिलेगा भी, मैं कैसे  कहूँ ?
मेरा भारत पहले ऐसा नहीं था ?कौन मानेगा ?
 किस किस से कहूँ  , किस मुहं से कहूँ ??????

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

INNER VOICES FOR ALL(ENGLISH)

I don't want to start a debate for which I am not an authority? but my dear friends if just we focus on the facts which our science has proved " that Earth is a very old phenomenon , millions of years have passed since it came in to existence?"

All sorts of living beings have been living & dying since then?  if man is allowed to eat animals , then why do we stop animals eating humans? after all we are also some one's food in that respect? we stop them because we are intelligent and hold gun to kill them for pleasure and food? is it ethical for human beings ?

 when we use the word "extinction" my point was in favor of vegetarianism not giving any biological reasons for extinction ? It is always a universal phenomenon "who so ever is born is destined to die or extinction through any natural or supernatural process which also finished the whole specie of Dyna sore in one of the worst Tsunami few thousand years back ?

Food shortage is always a man made crisis no need to go into debate over this ? so much barren lands and uncultivated lands are left unused because of vested interests to keep  prices soaring all the times , like Petrol, this is all man made manipulation, Not Natural ?

Friday, February 4, 2011

DONT EARN THE WRATH OF YOUR "MOTHER" Or " MOTHER NATURE "

Fury of nature uncontrollable in Australia ? we have gone out of sync with nature ,Nature is punishing us from Australia to India to USA ? Natures angry mood is in retaliation  to the "Greed and unmindful exploitations of mother nature by our Greed ?Havelock Ellis wrote long back " SUN , Moon ,Stars would have disappeared long back "Had they been in the reach of our Greed"

 There is Unfortunate" de link " between human nature and mother nature !we are not listening to our nature ? our Animalistic instincts have taken over our conscience ? In our jest to over exploit mother nature and it's resources , we forget that what "extreme conditions "  are happening in USA or Australia right now ,is the warning by mother nature who is weeping and crying TO REVOLT ? Our might all combined will not be able to save us  from the curse?


If our mother weeps can we rest in peace ?Can we ever be happy if our mother who gave us this life is crying for help ? Mother earth has always been on a "GIVER SIDE" as our own mom?if the same resilient mother is revolting , there must be some serious reasons to it , We have to rethink the very concept of development which may please us but not the mother nature ?