JOKES VS JOKES

LIGHTER MOMENTS IN OUR LIFE

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late  night and he saw Steven

Spielberg.(Film guy)

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his

autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl

Harbor, get lost."

The astonished Chinese replied, "It was not the Chinese "Sir" who bombed your Pearl


 Harbor, They were the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you'are the chips of the same block, all the same,"


 replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese also gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my 


forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." you are all


 bugs of the same mat

Some people will like you for one reason.


Some people will  dislike you for some reason.


Who you choose to spend the most time,? 


Depends on exactly how much you like yourself.


Your circle is your reflection.


By staying close to people who treat you poorly,


 you're telling them & accepting


 them in Toto, it's ok for them  to do so.? 




 You easily get bogged down by them.

So just keep close to people who treat you well,




AND   boost your morale.



````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 


better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 


turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between


 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!

Favourite quotations	HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES  YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD  YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN  ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL  BASIS. "Don't  just Be a woman that needs a  man, "Be the woman a man needs."

 

"चुटकलों की महफ़िल " दोस्तों के संग" HINDI JOKES"

एक आदमी अपने दोस्त से :- यार तूं  तो शादी कर के खुश होगा न ? अब मैं भी जल्दी शादी करने जा रहा हूँ , क्यों की सारे घर का काम ,कपडे धोना ,बर्तन धोना ,चूल्हा चोव्का भी खुद करना ,खाना बना बना कर मैं तो तंग आगया हूँ !

दूसरा दोस्त :- क्या बात कर रहा है ? कमाल है तूं भी न ? यार इन्ही कारणों से तंग आकर तो मैं तलाक ले रहा हूँ !

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