WITH NO MALICE TOWARDS ANY ONE ?

 ( Just JOKES not to hurt any one) 

1::: What's Difference between GOD, TAILOR, GIRLFRND, & WIFE ? 

      GOD SCULPTURES TO MAKE A MAN;-------

 

2;;; TAILOR makes him: Gentleman.

      GIRL FRIEND makes him : He-Man

      & WIFE makes him a DOBERMAN. ?????

  JOKE NO 2::::: Sita ji ke vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

   Wah wah..WAH AND WAH/?????. 

   Sita ji ke vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

   Ghar me  AGAR ,3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai....:))) Courtesy Monica          Chauhan