JUDGE- Jab tumhara rape 3 din pehle hua tha to tumne 3 din bad FIR kyon darj karwai?
GIRL- un logo ne jo mujeh cheque diya tha jab wo bounce hua tab pata chala ki rape hua hai...
aur cheque bouncing ! ka kes bhi darj karwana hai mai baap !
Santa went to New york , & was lying on sea beach,
one Amrican asks him : Hey are you Relaxing?
Santa:No NO I am Santa singh
Anothr passing American wished him : Hey sardarji are you relaxing ?
Santa: No I am Santa singh
Another American while passing by Good morning "Haey Man are you relaxing?
Santa: No (yelling )what the hell ?
I am santa singh from India & frustrated Santa left that place in anger. while walking he falls over an American who is also lying on the sand . what are you doing lying on the sand and in the middle of my way ?
American: says I am relaxing
Santa slaps him on his face & says, you Haramkhore hell , "sab American tujhe dhoond rahe the aur toon yha pada dhoop sek raha hai ?
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