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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

IT IS OUR WILL ALL THE WAY .






You change for reasons:------- beyond  your making ---
 Either you have  learnt more than what others know  ,
or you are stubbornly ignorant about the truth ?
 OR you've been hurt deep in to your heart, 
bleeding profusely inside. 
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 Usually women are fighting for equality in daily walks of life,
 BUT

I really  don't understand why women want to be equal when they are already, many notches better than" MEN " Don't you agree?


A man and wife were sitting in the living room ,watching some soap on TV
and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in such a vegetative state, 
 entirely dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me in my life, just pull the plug."
 OBEDIENTLY  his wife, unplugged the TV and threw out all the BOTTLE OF his beer.
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LAWYERS ALSO JOKE.. "I wanted to sue the airline because they had damaged my luggage".


 showed the badly damaged suitcase to my lawyer.and asked his opinion
He said, "You don't have much of a case left now."
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  like lawyers ,doctors also have a jest for jokes based on their medical knowledge ,
My doctor friend(LADY) commented " A doctor kills your ills with his pills & finally YOU with his huge  bills "
 she further goes on to add "A gynecologist is one who looks for problems at places where other usually look for pleasures"


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Boy goes to a strip club.
 Mom gets angry and asks - why in the first instance you went there? you NAUGHTY ?
Mother:- But what Did you see anything unusual there that you were not supposed to see ?....
Boy - Yeah, I saw dad !!! hiding away from me .
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If God determines who walks into your life…?

 then it' is you who decides whom you let walk away,
 who you let stay longer, and whom you refuse to let go.??

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