LAWS OF BEING HAPPY"{ English}

IF YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN CONQUER ANY HIGHEST PEAK IN THE WORLD;‎"A Mountain can not BE higher than our confidence.. because the peaks of mountains will be under our feet, when we manage to reach the top with our hard & dedicated efforts , dedication , devotion AND conviction

Sometimes, life gets so busy that we cannot find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. So now is the time to say, text or email "Thank you" to that person.
(Ramona Falls, Mount Hood Wilderness, Oregon, USA)

I believe in "ANGELS IN HEAVEN", the kind that GOD sends. But I get betrayed by the" ANGLES TURNED DEMONS ON EARTH" created  by the PEOPLE on earth to push me in to HELL? OF SUFFERINGS.

 

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                                      "  A SENSIBLE & MIND FULL EATING HABITS IS BEST"

A pilot study at Indiana State University found that mindfulness, including specific instructions to

 slowly savor the flavor of food and be aware of how much food is enough, helped to reduce eating

 binges from an average of four binges per week to one and a half.

Eat in the moment. Savor every bite, enjoying the flavors, textures, and smells of your meal.

Buy fresh flowers to put on the dining table.

Use smaller cutlery so that you eat less with each bite.

Create a beautiful atmosphere - dim the lights, play music and light candles.

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Wife: Honey Can you help me in the garden?  

Husband: What do you think, I'm your Gardener ??

Wife:  (after some pause) OK.Can you fix the door handle of our main door ??

Husband: What do you think of me, I'm a bloody Carpenter ??

In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been

 fixed..!!

He asked: Who fixed this..??

Wife: "Our darling  Neighbor.  he was very reasonable ,but he gave me two 

options..!!

Either I should give him burger or a lip kiss..!!

Husband: what sort of gentleman is he ? I'm sure you must have given him a

 burger..!! is in't it darling?

Wife:  Stupid ,What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald's..??

MORAL OF THE STORY IS :

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat

you with his foolish experience.

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Ek public toilet me likha tha

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hey"

Pintu Ne Niche Likh Dia:

"Bas Dho Ke Ja hi  Raha Hoon, Wahan Pani Nahin Hei Naa?

Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering off by thinking about

 people you don't like or people who would not like you, give that precious time

 to your loved one as that time would never be available once lost. Love in life is

 prime important than the people around us demoralizing us thinking otherwise

. Do not worry about what other says, Important is what you say about your

 self.

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Boy: i wanna tell you something.

Girl: its not good to talk while eating.

(after eating)

Girl: O.K.  now tell me.

Boy: Now what is the use? there was a cockroach in your food..oops...chee

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Man Praying to God:

"Please Give Me 'Everything'

So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..."

God Smiled And Replied:

"I Have Given You this beautiful  'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'...what else u want?

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Girl: I love you



Boy: Me too.

Girl: Kitna karte ho.

Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.

Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

A 'DESIRE' Changes Nothing

.
A 'DECISION' Changes Something.

.
But

A 'DETERMINATION' Changes Everything.

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♥ There's no market for your sorrows in this world,

so never advertise them to sell on your home page♥.

Every morning you have two choices, continue ur sleep with dreams or 

WAKE UP

 and chase your dreams. CHOICE IS YOURS. Choice is exclusive but difficult to 

follow

HAVE A GREAT AND HEALTHY  THANKS GIVING DAYDAY......

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All of us think of prosperity but we forget to maintain the balance between

 peace, 

 lasting happiness

 and prosperity.

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‎"Beautiful line"---

"जिंदगी  ऐसी  न  जियो  की  लोग  ......"फ़रियाद " करें ....

बल्कि  ऐसी  जियो  की  लोग ........."फिर  याद " करें ....

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What is self insult???


An angry BOSS::: Tumney kabhi Ullu dekha hai??


Employee (Sar Jhuka ke) ::: No Sir.!


Boss::: Niche kya dekhto ho???


look up at me...............

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We don't accomplish anything in this world alone ... 


And whatever happens is:--


 the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual


 threads from one to another that creates something unique.


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‎````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 

better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!

Favourite quotations	HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES  YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD  YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN  ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL  BASIS. "Don't  just Be a woman that needs a  man, "Be the woman a man needs."her

 

A drunkard is repenting on his habit of drinking too much and swearing before her" photo on the wall" that  He is going to break all the bottles of liquor, He took out all the bottles from his room and sat out side started throwing bottles :-

He first lifted an empty bottle , and said while throwing it away " IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I LOST MY HOUSE IN GAMBLE AND I HAD TO SELL IT ?

 HE MURMURED WHILE THROWING THE OTHER BOTTLE :-BLOODY SHIT ,it is because of you that my wife left me ...

THIRD BOTTLE : IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT MY CHILDREN AND MY NEIBORS  HATE ME ? & he threw it 

WHILE PICKING THE FOURTH BOTTLE  HE FOUND THAT IT WAS A NEW BOTTLE AND FULL OF WINE, OK YOU ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED BECAUSE I HAVE NOT OPENED YOU ? AND HE KEPT THIS BOTTLE FOR NEXT DAY ? MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT DRUNKARDS HAVE NO ETHICAL BINDINGS ....