ONE OF MY FRIEND WHO HAS SOME EXPERIENCE IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS ?
If wife kisses everytime when you come home after late night.outing . Always remember,its not AFFECTION,its SECURITY INSPECTION ? your body of daru,perfume or lipstik....BE CAREFUL....if you ignore these warnings , you will be caught .
Banta: Do you think a genius can ever make a good husband?
Santa: You should better ask this question to my wife! because she knows me well .
God to Banta :what is your last wish ? you can tell me right away before I take you
Banta :o mere Rabba please mujhe marney se pehle married kar do...!...
God :beta maine tumhe MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha NARAK nahi !!.. wahan to sirf marney ke baad hi ja paogey?
Do more than just belong to ?: participate.in it
Do more than just care: help the needy .
Do more than just believing : practice.what you believe
Do more than being just fair: be kind.to all too.
Do more than simply forgiving: forget.other's mistakes
Do more than day dreaming : work..hard....
Another Holi Joke: Chitra Gupt :- saale YamRAJ, maine kaha tha,
"jaa...paan"... leke aa. Ullu ke patthe tu leke aa gayaa..?TSUNAMI ?..
रंगों की फुहार में तन-मन सराबोर हो न रहे गिला शिकवा कोई
ऐसी यह भोर हो इन्द्रधनुषी रंगों का असर चहुँ ओर हो आकाश में
न पहुँचे जहाँ यह खुशी ऐसा न कोई छोर हो, बुरा न मानो होली है
हर तरफ गली गली , नुक्कड़ व् मोड़ पर बेबुस , बस यही शोर हो
Best Phrase Said By Shakespeare: When someone lies To you, its not his fault! Actually its your's Because you didnt give him the proper space & freedom to tell the truth. Person necessarily tells lies when in fear ? fearless people are truthful always . “The bad news is time flies.It doesn't give many opportunities in life to mend your ways . The good news is you’re the pilot."You can still steer through your mistakes.
Doing nothing for others is the undoing of one’s self going without purpose in life ?. We must be purposely kind and generous, or we miss the best part of our existence in this world.The heart that goes out of itself, gets larger perspective of life and is full of joy. This is the greatest secret of the saner life. We do ourselves the most good doing something for othersNobody In This World Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart.!! Because Everyone’s Heart Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones...
All you ever really need is one good friend... Everyone else are just extra toppings on an already perfect dish?
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.?Be gentle and considerate in every circumstances,At the same time Respect your parents they are the one's who brought you in this world. Have patience when they are old because when you were children they had to bear lot of your mistakes.What you are today is the fruit of their patience.Once you learn to take care of your parents ? world starts taking notice of you?
"Bouncers! They are the big temptation for holly"cows" :
"ये सुन कर हम ने भी मयखाने में अपना नाम लिखवाया
की जो कोई भी लडखडाता है,...... वो बढ़ कर थाम लेते हैं .
If wife kisses everytime when you come home after late night.outing . Always remember,its not AFFECTION,its SECURITY INSPECTION ? your body of daru,perfume or lipstik....BE CAREFUL....if you ignore these warnings , you will be caught .
Banta: Do you think a genius can ever make a good husband?
Santa: You should better ask this question to my wife! because she knows me well .
God to Banta :what is your last wish ? you can tell me right away before I take you
Banta :o mere Rabba please mujhe marney se pehle married kar do...!...
God :beta maine tumhe MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha NARAK nahi !!.. wahan to sirf marney ke baad hi ja paogey?
Do more than just belong to ?: participate.in it
Do more than just care: help the needy .
Do more than just believing : practice.what you believe
Do more than being just fair: be kind.to all too.
Do more than simply forgiving: forget.other's mistakes
Do more than day dreaming : work..hard....
Another Holi Joke: Chitra Gupt :- saale YamRAJ, maine kaha tha,
"jaa...paan"... leke aa. Ullu ke patthe tu leke aa gayaa..?TSUNAMI ?..
रंगों की फुहार में तन-मन सराबोर हो न रहे गिला शिकवा कोई
ऐसी यह भोर हो इन्द्रधनुषी रंगों का असर चहुँ ओर हो आकाश में
न पहुँचे जहाँ यह खुशी ऐसा न कोई छोर हो, बुरा न मानो होली है
हर तरफ गली गली , नुक्कड़ व् मोड़ पर बेबुस , बस यही शोर हो
Best Phrase Said By Shakespeare: When someone lies To you, its not his fault! Actually its your's Because you didnt give him the proper space & freedom to tell the truth. Person necessarily tells lies when in fear ? fearless people are truthful always . “The bad news is time flies.It doesn't give many opportunities in life to mend your ways . The good news is you’re the pilot."You can still steer through your mistakes.
Doing nothing for others is the undoing of one’s self going without purpose in life ?. We must be purposely kind and generous, or we miss the best part of our existence in this world.The heart that goes out of itself, gets larger perspective of life and is full of joy. This is the greatest secret of the saner life. We do ourselves the most good doing something for othersNobody In This World Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart.!! Because Everyone’s Heart Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones...
All you ever really need is one good friend... Everyone else are just extra toppings on an already perfect dish?
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.?Be gentle and considerate in every circumstances,At the same time Respect your parents they are the one's who brought you in this world. Have patience when they are old because when you were children they had to bear lot of your mistakes.What you are today is the fruit of their patience.Once you learn to take care of your parents ? world starts taking notice of you?
"Bouncers! They are the big temptation for holly"cows" :
"ये सुन कर हम ने भी मयखाने में अपना नाम लिखवाया
की जो कोई भी लडखडाता है,...... वो बढ़ कर थाम लेते हैं .
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