Happily married couple so far , but it seems amiss some thing today, they are sleeping side by side but not talking , husband is awfully silent and not responding to his wife's advances.
Wife to her husband : what is wrong today , you are depressed and not even taking interest in me ? do you think I am not looking sexy today ? or my face is distracting you ? don't you like what I am wearing tonight? Are you annoyed with what I cooked for you today ? did I said something offending to you ?
What the hell why are you not replying to any of my questions?
Poor Husband is thinking deep in his mind about the cricket , "Dhoni is a dam fool , why did he asked Nehra to bowl last over of the match and lost the match ?'"
But on 30 th march when the same Nehra was bowling and restricted the pakistan from making huge scores , which ultimately led to Indian victory, Husband is rejoicing and drinking pegs after pegs , his wife is already into her sleep half way , he goes and throwing himself on her and starts kissing violently, wife gets up abruptly to realize that some one was teasing her in her sleep, she asks who is it?
Husband replies it is me ! what the hell are you doing on this dead hours?
Well I wanted to tell you that Dhoni is not a fool ? he only befooled us by playing Nehra again ?. Husband revealed smilingly.
Need less to say that wife took him to a Psychiatrist the next morning and doctor advised to remove that TV from his room immediately.
R.K.NAGPAL ( Just for laughs)
Wife to her husband : what is wrong today , you are depressed and not even taking interest in me ? do you think I am not looking sexy today ? or my face is distracting you ? don't you like what I am wearing tonight? Are you annoyed with what I cooked for you today ? did I said something offending to you ?
What the hell why are you not replying to any of my questions?
Poor Husband is thinking deep in his mind about the cricket , "Dhoni is a dam fool , why did he asked Nehra to bowl last over of the match and lost the match ?'"
But on 30 th march when the same Nehra was bowling and restricted the pakistan from making huge scores , which ultimately led to Indian victory, Husband is rejoicing and drinking pegs after pegs , his wife is already into her sleep half way , he goes and throwing himself on her and starts kissing violently, wife gets up abruptly to realize that some one was teasing her in her sleep, she asks who is it?
Husband replies it is me ! what the hell are you doing on this dead hours?
Well I wanted to tell you that Dhoni is not a fool ? he only befooled us by playing Nehra again ?. Husband revealed smilingly.
Need less to say that wife took him to a Psychiatrist the next morning and doctor advised to remove that TV from his room immediately.
R.K.NAGPAL ( Just for laughs)
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