24 Th February ,2011( FB posts)

Girish Sagar

‎10 types of sex

1, Duty - with wife
2, Art - with lover
3, Education - with virgin
4, Tuetion - with teacher
5, Job - with secretery
6, Science - with firtile lady
7, Business - with pros.
8, Social work - with neighbour
9, Cherity - with widow
10, Secrifice - self service......cheers :))

Maninder Singh Chadha

MAN :Sir,my wife is missing. POSTMAN: yeh post office hai police station nahi.
MAN:kya karu ? kahan jau ?Khushi k mare kuch samajh me nahi aa raha......gm to all the confused hubbys

Anna Moosun

‎~ Never say I love you..
If you really don't care
Never talk about feelings..
If they aren't really there
Never hold my hand..
...If you gonna break my heart
Never look into my eyes..
If all you do is a lie
Never say Hi..
If you mean goodbye
Never say forever..
If you just moving on forward
Never ask why I am quite or am I shy...
It's because I tend to stay quite
My heart bleeds, weeps and cry

Manoj Verma

If you can not fly . . . . . . . . . . Run

If you can not run . . . . . . . . . . Walk

If you can not walk . . . . . . . . . . Crawl

But keep moving towards your GOAL

That is true LIFE

Swaran Singh

When creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands
would be found in all corners of the world...

And then He made the Earth round.

Anil Arya

चोर-चोर मौसरे भाई ही क्यों होते हैं...चचेरे या फुफेरे या ममेरे क्यों नहीं होते...? साथ ही please यह भी बताएं कि घोटालेबाजों के बीच कौन सा भाईचारा होता है...?

Zenobia Kahlo Decrespin

Perfect is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way you are both complete each other. charlotte sm

There is no such thing to be called failure in our life , "Failure" is just one of the ideas just like any stupid idea of "SUCCESS" if you want to change your life from failure to success ? simply change the idea and your thinking process, every thing else will be taken care off automatically ?? Most of us link success with material possessions and place in the society ? But it is simply not this success we are in this world for? THINK.

No need to become slave of some one else's idea, That will be your "FIRST" ever success . Success or failure is not the amount of money flowing in to your bank account , it will be a wrong assumption. True success does'nt need any body's recognitions,which we usually take as the test of our successes . You are successful in life " IF YOU HAVE LEARNT TO WALK WITH JOY EVEN THROUGH HELL"

R.K.NAGPAL