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Saturday, November 26, 2011

LAWS OF BEING HAPPY"{ English}


IF YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN CONQUER ANY HIGHEST PEAK IN THE WORLD;‎"A Mountain can not BE higher than our confidence.. because the peaks of mountains will be under our feet, when we manage to reach the top with our hard & dedicated efforts , dedication , devotion AND conviction
Sometimes, life gets so busy that we cannot find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. So now is the time to say, text or email "Thank you" to that person.
(Ramona Falls, Mount Hood Wilderness, Oregon, USA)
I believe in "ANGELS IN HEAVEN", the kind that GOD sends. But I get betrayed by the" ANGLES TURNED DEMONS ON EARTH" created  by the PEOPLE on earth to push me in to HELL? OF SUFFERINGS.
 
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                                      "  A SENSIBLE & MIND FULL EATING HABITS IS BEST"



A pilot study at Indiana State University found that mindfulness, including specific instructions to

 slowly savor the flavor of food and be aware of how much food is enough, helped to reduce eating

 binges from an average of four binges per week to one and a half.

Eat in the moment. Savor every bite, enjoying the flavors, textures, and smells of your meal.

Buy fresh flowers to put on the dining table.

Use smaller cutlery so that you eat less with each bite.

Create a beautiful atmosphere - dim the lights, play music and light candles.




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Wife: Honey Can you help me in the garden?  
Husband: What do you think, I'm your Gardener ??
Wife:  (after some pause) OK.Can you fix the door handle of our main door ??

Husband: What do you think of me, I'm a bloody Carpenter ??

In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been
 fixed..!!

He asked: Who fixed this..??

Wife: "Our darling  Neighbor.  he was very reasonable ,but he gave me two 
options..!!

Either I should give him burger or a lip kiss..!!

Husband: what sort of gentleman is he ? I'm sure you must have given him a
 burger..!! is in't it darling?

Wife:  Stupid ,What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald's..??
MORAL OF THE STORY IS :
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat

you with his foolish experience.

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Ek public toilet me likha tha

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hey"

Pintu Ne Niche Likh Dia:

"Bas Dho Ke Ja hi  Raha Hoon, Wahan Pani Nahin Hei Naa?


Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering off by thinking about
 people you don't like or people who would not like you, give that precious time
 to your loved one as that time would never be available once lost. Love in life is
 prime important than the people around us demoralizing us thinking otherwise
. Do not worry about what other says, Important is what you say about your
 self.
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Boy: i wanna tell you something.

Girl: its not good to talk while eating.

(after eating)

Girl: O.K.  now tell me.

Boy: Now what is the use? there was a cockroach in your food..oops...chee
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Man Praying to God:

"Please Give Me 'Everything'

So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..."

God Smiled And Replied:

"I Have Given You this beautiful  
'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'...what else u want?
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Girl: I love you



Boy: Me too.

Girl: Kitna karte ho.

Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.

Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

A 'DESIRE' Changes Nothing
.
A 'DECISION' Changes Something.
.
But

A 'DETERMINATION' Changes Everything.
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♥ There's no market for your sorrows in this world,

so never advertise them to sell on your home page♥.



Every morning you have two choices, continue ur sleep with dreams or 

WAKE UP

 and chase your dreams. CHOICE IS YOURS. Choice is exclusive but difficult to 

follow


HAVE A GREAT AND HEALTHY  THANKS GIVING DAYDAY......


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All of us think of prosperity but we forget to maintain the balance between

 peace, 

 lasting happiness

 and prosperity.

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‎"Beautiful line"---

"जिंदगी  ऐसी  न  जियो  की  लोग  ......"फ़रियाद " करें ....

बल्कि  ऐसी  जियो  की  लोग ........."फिर  याद " करें ....



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What is self insult???


An angry BOSS::: Tumney kabhi Ullu dekha hai??


Employee (Sar Jhuka ke) ::: No Sir.!


Boss::: Niche kya dekhto ho???


look up at me...............

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We don't accomplish anything in this world alone ... 


And whatever happens is:--


 the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual


 threads from one to another that creates something unique.





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‎````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 

better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!
Favourite quotationsHOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES 


YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD


 YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN 


ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL


 BASIS. "Don't  just Be a woman that needs a 


man, "Be the woman a man needs."her



LIGHTER MOMENTS IN OUR LIFE


I HAVE SEEN THE WORLD FROM ALL SIDES.

THERE ARE MANY ANGLES TO EXPLORE HISTORY.


 One Chinese person walks into a bar in


 America late  night to watch a movie


 and he saw Steven  Spielberg The film


 director.(Film guy)  As he was a great 


 fan of his movies, he  rushes over to


 him, and asks for his "autograph."

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and


says, "You Chinese people bombed our


 "Pearl  Harbor,



get lost."I don't want to talk to ...    you "




The astonished Chinese replied, 







"It was not the Chinese "Sir" who bombed






  your Pearl Harbor, They were the Japanese".






"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you'are the chips




 of the same block, all the same," replied Spielberg.





  In return, the Chinese also gives Spielberg a slap 








                               AND says,








You sank the Titanic My forefathers were on that ship."






 
Shocked, Spielberg replies,:-----





 "It was the iceberg in the sea  that sank the ship, not me."


                 


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chinese replies,  "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,





 you're all the same."  are you  allbugs of ?Petersberg???????



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A REAL COMPANY DOES MATTER

 





Some people will like you for reasons

Some will dislike  for some reasons.

Who you live with  the most time,? 

Depends on exactly how much you 


like  or dislike  yourself.?
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`"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 


better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!

HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES 

YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD

 YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN 

ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL

 BASIS. 



"Don't  just Be a woman that needs a 

man, "Be the woman a man needs."

‎````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the

 entire world can do a 

better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is 


another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to


 choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!


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Favourite quotationsHOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES 


YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD


 YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN 


ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL


 BASIS. "Don't  just Be a woman that needs a 


man, "Be the woman a man needs."




‎``"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 


better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 


turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between


 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!




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Your circle is your reflection.By staying close to people who treat you poorly,


 you're telling them & accepting them in Toto, you allow them to do so.? 


 You easily get bogged down by them. So just keep close to people who treat 




 YOU WELL"AND BOOST YOUR MORALE"
MY FATHER GIVES ME BEST COMPANY