What Others Are Doing is None Of My Business, I Am Focusing Only on What Can Be Done To Make My Life Useful And Purpose Full. I wonder if it is possible to always be in good happy mood even if every thing around you is NOT OF YOUR LIKING , except when you are deaf , dumb and blind all at the same time.
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Monday, October 10, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
ORIGINAL HUMOR BY SENIOR CITIZENS
How old are you ? ... (funny) ..
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am.
I pee like a racehorse no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 am and
poop every morning at 6:30 am.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
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"I don't wake up until seven.")
गलत फ़हमी ही सही " SOME THING ELSE WAS BEHIND OUR APATHY'"
"तुम ग़लत या हम ग़लत,
तुम सही या हम सही........,
इस बात का राज न जाने कब खुले !
छोड़ो इन बातों में अब क्या रखा है ?
गर मिले फुर्सत कभी ,तो सोचेंगे यही की ,.
ये ज़ालिम ज़माने कि साजिश ही रही
असल में थे तुम भी सही, और हम भी सही.?
असल में थे तुम भी सही, और हम भी सही.?
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