ORIGINAL HUMOR BY SENIOR CITIZENS

How old are you ? ... (funny) ..

Three golfers were gossiping sitting on a garden bench. 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,

"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." 

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.

"When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore.

You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens." 

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." 

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. 

"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am.

I pee like a racehorse no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" 

"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am." 

Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. 

You pee every morning at 6:00 am and

poop every morning at 6:30 am.

So what's so tough about being 80?" 
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"I don't wake up until seven.")