Hansna mana hai

JUDGE- Jab tumhara rape 3 din pehle hua  tha to tumne 3 din bad FIR kyon darj karwai?

GIRL- un logo ne jo mujeh cheque diya tha jab wo bounce hua tab pata chala ki rape hua hai...

           

               aur cheque bouncing ! ka kes bhi darj karwana hai mai baap !

LIGHTER MOMENTS OF OUR TENSE LIFE !

Another one from OUR FRIENDS; but again a joke; not to hurt sentiments of any friend:OR           FOE
Similarity between
"GANDHI"
"SALMAN"&
"MALLIKA"?
Tino ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
Ek ne"DESH"ke liye,
Dusre ne"ASH"ke liye,
Tisri ne"CASH"Ke liye

Hansna mana hai

 WEEKEND MASTI CONTINUES!!!

 Both Eyes are best companions  they see together. Dono ek sath jhapakti hain, Roti hain, Soti hain, aur kambakht marney par band bhi ek sath hoti hain ? But if they see a beautiful Girl, keval ek hi jhapakti hai::: DOOSRI KHULI  KI KHULHI REHTI HAI

 Moral- A beautiful Girl can break any  STRONG RELATION HOW EVER strong IT MAY BE EVEN IF it is our own body parts.( No offence to any of my Beautiful friends... Just a Joke)!!!!! ;) ;)