जापान क्या उन्नत समाज नहीं है ? वह अमीर भी है और देश भक्त कौम है
जापान v/s इस्लाम का सच क्या आप जानते हैं ? अगर जापान में यह सब हो सकता है तो भारत में क्यों नहीं ? मुस्लमान अपने लिए अलग देश भी मांग लेते हैं और फिर उसी देश में रह कर सब का जीना मुहाल कर देते हैं , इन सब के पीछे अमेरिका और इंग्लैंड की गलत नीतियां रही है जो मुस्लिम को सारी दुन्या में परेशानी की वजह बना रहे हैं
जापान विश्व में एकमात्र ऐसा देश है जो, मुसलमानो को नागरिकता प्रदान नहीं करता और उसके विरुध्द संयुक्त राष्ट्र संघ में कोई विशेष न्यायासन भी नहीं है। इस्लाम के प्रचार-प्रसार पर यहाँ पूर्णतः प्रतिबंध है।
मदरसा भी नहीं है। धर्मांतरण किया नहीं जा सकता। मुसलमान धर्मांधता एवं कट्टरता निर्माण करते है, ऐसा जपान सरकार का सैध्दांतिक आरोप है।
इसलिए यहाँ मुसलमानों के संबंध में कठोरता पूर्वक
सजगता रखी जाती है। इस ही के कारण वहां की सरकार
को निम्नलिखित फायदे हुए हो रहे :-
१) जापान में अभी तक किसी प्रकार के
दंगे या आतंकी कृत्य हो नहीं पाया।
२) जापान में चार दसक पूर्व तक १० लाख मुसलमान थे,अब केवल पौने दो लाख शेष बचे है।राष्ट्रिय परिवार नियोजन तथा एक विवाह का नियम है।
३) जापान के मुसलमान केवल जापानी भाषा-
लिपि का ही प्रयोग कर सकते है।
जापानी भाषा में अनुवाद किया हुआ
ही कुरान रख सकते है।
४) नमाज भी केवल जापानी में
ही पढ़ सकते है।
५) जापान में केवल पांच मुस्लिम राष्ट्र के दूतावास है और उनके कर्मचारियों को भी जापानी भाषा में
ही संवाद करना होता है।
६) जापान में धर्मांतरण प्रतिबंधित है। इसके आलावा लव
जिहाद ,आतंकी जिहाद /देश का विभाजन होने जैसे
के तो पैदा होने का सवाल ही नहीं l
७) ईसाई धर्मगुरू (पादरी )
भी यहाँ बेरोजगार है।गत ५० वर्ष में जापान
निवासी ईसाईयो की जनसँख्या में कोई
बढ़ोतरी नहीं हुई।
क्या इस सबके लिए जापान बधाई का पात्र नहीं हैं ?
क्या मोदी वहां से कुछ सीख कर आएं हैं ?
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"If two wrongs don't make a right, YOU MAY try the third & could make it right ! and mind it -
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
At least YOU become productive in plenty of time at your disposal in the night, with eyes wide awake? that too without anybody being able to see you? and your wrongs only known, confined ONLY to you!
I whole of my life "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
but the only problem is that they understand my gestures but I cant"
Sports is another gesture of recent times, as a war without the killing. I don't believe me then see the ASIAN GAMES live going to CHINA and see what a fight is going on? Not far lands but for medals ""
I also detest the gestures of life-insurance agents: they always argue that I am a mortal, shall someday die, which is not TRUE I, am trying to follow best of the health practices, helping people to live happily as ever, I am sure my noble deeds SHALL make me LIVE FOREVER IN THEIR HEARTS, Do I still need an Insurance cover?
if I am right or wrong ?.""Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."" what about you ? do you think me right? you can think you are a human, not a computer.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.from their recorded data memory " which are not capable of solving my problems" but you are
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I believe am never wrong." too? because I believe "Writing books is the closest to men ever having to come near to like a childbearing."
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." you may have to Rethink " The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time." in worrying AND identifying opportunities, about how to make money to survive ?"The opportunity once knocked.at my door & see my fate, My doorman threw him out" believing it to be an intruder? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Then why to lose your identity by imitating others" and feel like an inferior copycat? so do your own to strike your destiny instead of waiting for your doorbell to ring?
Health food instead of making me healthy, makes me sick." similarly as criminals irk me with their high earning capacity?"Obviously, they believe crime pays, or there'd be no crime and an elite class of criminals in Politics? I laugh at my own failures ""Laugh and the world laughs with you, start SNORING and you have to sleep alone." your wife also slipping away to another room ?" then what is the use in cribbing ??
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not."Provided you have windows in your bedroom " so comes the love in your life
Similarly, Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining power" "I have had to face more trouble with myself for my own thinking, and finances than with any other PERSON in the world I've met.so far "? I have learnt it the hard way
"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I realized of late that
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." if you marry her, you must understand that "
Marriage is given and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.""All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband someday."
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.""The older I grow the more I know, I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." rather it is the marriage
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Till he's finished."
"If at first, you don't succeed, in any of your moves? failure may be your preferred style." If people laugh at you for your moves ? " then you ought to believe that "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious in your moving style." friends will leave you in your first distress signal itself, some will stab you in the back but
"True friends stab you in the front."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." "Most of our obstacles would melt away if we work away from our distracting family if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, whether outside or in your family, and that is to write a book as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book." write everything which you ought to have spoken but could not muster courage before a dominating wife?
"We have to have the money to do the work we want to do, as well as to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Fat commissions are good, but not always easy to come by, and each new painting takes its time. So we need to find every way possible to earn extra income from our work."It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." book is one such venture
"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts."
"Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it." It is always Better to keep on doing something every day and commit mistakes than keep waiting indefinitely to achieve perfection to start working.
Mistakes are not the only test of our abilities but also a continuation of our efforts! In youth we learn; so many things but wait to apply most of them in our old age, because we start analytical understanding of everything at the fag end when we have come out of our rat race for our own survival and family obligations.,
we the seniors believe that "The young minds really do not know enough to match the experiences of older generations," they are a restless pool of untapped raw energy?, they are not Prudent as well ?, AND therefore they are daring and adventurous, who can dare to attempt the impossible? --and surprisingly they achieve it, comfortably, generation after generations. much faster and better than their mentors, the MORAL of the story is, too much reliance on experience slows down your overall performances?
Remember this great Quote always:
"Third person never creates misunderstanding between the two people, but it is the misunderstanding between two people which creates space for the third Person always"...
Life is just not an ordinary excursion trip in the world. where tourists come and leave at their will. life has a cycle unique for each and every living being on this earth, some live for few moments and few live for years after years ? their genetics formation has determined them all for their time of procreation, life, death. and so on, human beings are included too.
3 DOSTON KI KAHANI
gyaan
Daulat
Bharosa
Tino Dost They Ek Aisa Waqt Aaya ke Tino ko Juda Hona Pada.Tino Ne Ek Dusrey Se Sawal kiya ke Wo kahan Jayenge ?
Gyaan Bola : Main education institute aur School Jaunga
Daulat Ne kaha : Main Mahal or Ameeron ke Pas Jaunga
Lekin Bharosa Khamosh Raha
Dono Ne Wajah Poochi To Bharose Ne Thandi Aah Bhar ke kahaMain 1 Baar Chala Gaya, Toh Phir Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaunga ..Ravi
Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi Hain... :))
इसलिए यहाँ मुसलमानों के संबंध में कठोरता पूर्वक
सजगता रखी जाती है। इस ही के कारण वहां की सरकार
को निम्नलिखित फायदे हुए हो रहे :-
१) जापान में अभी तक किसी प्रकार के
दंगे या आतंकी कृत्य हो नहीं पाया।
२) जापान में चार दसक पूर्व तक १० लाख मुसलमान थे,अब केवल पौने दो लाख शेष बचे है।राष्ट्रिय परिवार नियोजन तथा एक विवाह का नियम है।
३) जापान के मुसलमान केवल जापानी भाषा-
लिपि का ही प्रयोग कर सकते है।
जापानी भाषा में अनुवाद किया हुआ
ही कुरान रख सकते है।
४) नमाज भी केवल जापानी में
ही पढ़ सकते है।
५) जापान में केवल पांच मुस्लिम राष्ट्र के दूतावास है और उनके कर्मचारियों को भी जापानी भाषा में
ही संवाद करना होता है।
६) जापान में धर्मांतरण प्रतिबंधित है। इसके आलावा लव
जिहाद ,आतंकी जिहाद /देश का विभाजन होने जैसे
के तो पैदा होने का सवाल ही नहीं l
७) ईसाई धर्मगुरू (पादरी )
भी यहाँ बेरोजगार है।गत ५० वर्ष में जापान
निवासी ईसाईयो की जनसँख्या में कोई
बढ़ोतरी नहीं हुई।
क्या इस सबके लिए जापान बधाई का पात्र नहीं हैं ?
क्या मोदी वहां से कुछ सीख कर आएं हैं ?
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"If two wrongs don't make a right, YOU MAY try the third & could make it right ! and mind it -
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
At least YOU become productive in plenty of time at your disposal in the night, with eyes wide awake? that too without anybody being able to see you? and your wrongs only known, confined ONLY to you!
I whole of my life "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
but the only problem is that they understand my gestures but I cant"
Sports is another gesture of recent times, as a war without the killing. I don't believe me then see the ASIAN GAMES live going to CHINA and see what a fight is going on? Not far lands but for medals ""
I also detest the gestures of life-insurance agents: they always argue that I am a mortal, shall someday die, which is not TRUE I, am trying to follow best of the health practices, helping people to live happily as ever, I am sure my noble deeds SHALL make me LIVE FOREVER IN THEIR HEARTS, Do I still need an Insurance cover?
if I am right or wrong ?.""Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."" what about you ? do you think me right? you can think you are a human, not a computer.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.from their recorded data memory " which are not capable of solving my problems" but you are
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I believe am never wrong." too? because I believe "Writing books is the closest to men ever having to come near to like a childbearing."
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." you may have to Rethink " The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time." in worrying AND identifying opportunities, about how to make money to survive ?"The opportunity once knocked.at my door & see my fate, My doorman threw him out" believing it to be an intruder? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Then why to lose your identity by imitating others" and feel like an inferior copycat? so do your own to strike your destiny instead of waiting for your doorbell to ring?
Health food instead of making me healthy, makes me sick." similarly as criminals irk me with their high earning capacity?"Obviously, they believe crime pays, or there'd be no crime and an elite class of criminals in Politics? I laugh at my own failures ""Laugh and the world laughs with you, start SNORING and you have to sleep alone." your wife also slipping away to another room ?" then what is the use in cribbing ??
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not."Provided you have windows in your bedroom " so comes the love in your life
Similarly, Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining power" "I have had to face more trouble with myself for my own thinking, and finances than with any other PERSON in the world I've met.so far "? I have learnt it the hard way
"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I realized of late that
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." if you marry her, you must understand that "
Marriage is given and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.""All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband someday."
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.""The older I grow the more I know, I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." rather it is the marriage
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Till he's finished."
"If at first, you don't succeed, in any of your moves? failure may be your preferred style." If people laugh at you for your moves ? " then you ought to believe that "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious in your moving style." friends will leave you in your first distress signal itself, some will stab you in the back but
"True friends stab you in the front."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." "Most of our obstacles would melt away if we work away from our distracting family if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, whether outside or in your family, and that is to write a book as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book." write everything which you ought to have spoken but could not muster courage before a dominating wife?
"We have to have the money to do the work we want to do, as well as to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Fat commissions are good, but not always easy to come by, and each new painting takes its time. So we need to find every way possible to earn extra income from our work."It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." book is one such venture
"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts."
"Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it." It is always Better to keep on doing something every day and commit mistakes than keep waiting indefinitely to achieve perfection to start working.
Mistakes are not the only test of our abilities but also a continuation of our efforts! In youth we learn; so many things but wait to apply most of them in our old age, because we start analytical understanding of everything at the fag end when we have come out of our rat race for our own survival and family obligations.,
we the seniors believe that "The young minds really do not know enough to match the experiences of older generations," they are a restless pool of untapped raw energy?, they are not Prudent as well ?, AND therefore they are daring and adventurous, who can dare to attempt the impossible? --and surprisingly they achieve it, comfortably, generation after generations. much faster and better than their mentors, the MORAL of the story is, too much reliance on experience slows down your overall performances?
Remember this great Quote always:
"Third person never creates misunderstanding between the two people, but it is the misunderstanding between two people which creates space for the third Person always"...
Life is just not an ordinary excursion trip in the world. where tourists come and leave at their will. life has a cycle unique for each and every living being on this earth, some live for few moments and few live for years after years ? their genetics formation has determined them all for their time of procreation, life, death. and so on, human beings are included too.
3 DOSTON KI KAHANI
gyaan
Daulat
Bharosa
Tino Dost They Ek Aisa Waqt Aaya ke Tino ko Juda Hona Pada.Tino Ne Ek Dusrey Se Sawal kiya ke Wo kahan Jayenge ?
Gyaan Bola : Main education institute aur School Jaunga
Daulat Ne kaha : Main Mahal or Ameeron ke Pas Jaunga
Lekin Bharosa Khamosh Raha
Dono Ne Wajah Poochi To Bharose Ne Thandi Aah Bhar ke kahaMain 1 Baar Chala Gaya, Toh Phir Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaunga ..Ravi
Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi Hain... :))
पुलिस ने एक बार संता को पकड लिया , और बोले तुम्हारे घर क़ी तलाशी लेनी है ,हमे पता चला है क़ी तुम्हारे घर में विस्फोटक सामिग्री है ?
संता :- सर खबर तो एकदम पक्की है , पर वो अभी माइके गई हुई है ....
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आप के चारों और इतने लोग हैं ? और सभी अपनी अपनी विशेषताएँ लिये अपने कार्यों में व्येस्त हैं, आप जिनसे भी मिलेंगे ,आप को उनसे कुछ न कुछ सीखने को मिलेगा , उनेह सुनना व् उनकी बातों से कुछ सीखना , हमारे ही काम आता है ? क्यों क़ी कोई इंसान सब कुछ नहीं जानता ,पर सारे इंसान कुछ न कुछ अवश्य जानते हैं ,आपको उनसे सीखने के लिये अपने अहम् का परित्याग करना होगा व् उनेह आदर सहित सुनना होगा !
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Listen to everyone and learn from everyone.BECAUSE
Nobody knows everything but everyone knows something..!!...good
मरीज : डाक्टर साहिब मैं शाम को छे बजे आ जाऊं ?
डाक्टर : मैं शाम छे बजे के बाद अपने क्लिनिक पर नहीं बैठता हूँ !
मरीज :तो क्या छे बजे के बाद आप खडे होकर मरीजों को देखते हैं ?
एक चोर रात किसी घर में चोरी करने को घुसा , उसने तिजोरी तोडने क़ी कोशिश क़ी उसकी नज़र तिजोरी पर लगी एक चिट पर पड़ी !" तिजोरी का ताला तोडने क़ी जरुरत नहीं है ",
सिर्फ तिजोरी पर लगे बटनों से 100 नंबर प्रेस कर्रें ? तिजोरी खुद बी खुद खुल जायेगी !
यह पढ़ कर चोर ने वैसा ही किया , थोड़ी ही देर में पुलिस वहां पहुँच गई और उसे धर दबोचा !
चोर ने जाते जाते मालिक को घुर कर देखा और बोला , " तुम्हारे इस धोके से मेरा पूरी इन्सनिअत पर से विश्वास उठ गया है !
Dr Rockfeller was the first American multi-billionaire amongst the whole world business community, He established "Standard Oil company in the USA and became the first billionaire of the world in the year 1916"
The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets out of it but what he becomes out of it.his hard work and the consequential transformation in his life is the true achievement, which goes a long way with him till his death?
Life shrinks and expands in proportion to one's courage. AND APPLICATION OF HIS MIND JUDICIOUSLY?
The couple was sitting in the garden,
Suddenly a Dog & Bitch came n kiss each other!
Boy - Janu aagar tum bura na mano to mai bhi.
Grl - Ok pr plz sambhl kar,Kutiya tumhe kat na le!
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
A utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.
You Are Born Without Anything But You Die With Your Name...So"That Name Must Not Be A Word only, It Must Be A History....GM
VIGYAN KAHTA HAI. "JEEBH Pe" Lagi Chot...Sabse Jaldi Theek Hoti Hai... Aur GYAAN KAHTA HAI ki. JEEBH "Se" Lagi Chot Kabhi Bhi Theek Nahi Hoti. So think 1000 times Before you React while Angry!!! Most Powerful weapon to Hurt someone is this small Boneless Tongue while the same tongue can win million Hearts & Make us the Most adorable, Loving Person!! Beware of its intensity either way so better use it cautiously!!!
One: I am the fourth husband of my wife.
Two: You are not a husband but a habit.
कौन है पानी में कितने, सब पता हो जाएगा
मुश्किलें आएँगी जब, ये फ़ैसला हो जाएगा
दूरियाँ दिल की अगरचे, बढ़ भी जाएँ हमनवा
तुम बढ़ाना इक कदम, तय फासला हो जायेगा
There are three secrets to success:
The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open."
The second is "Don't tell everything you know."
A blind boy who used TO hate everyone except his girlfriend .... he always uses to say that I will marry you....suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that boy...when he saw his girlfriend he was shocked to see that she was also blind...his girlfriend asked... will you marry me now?.
he simply refused her rudely.....his girlfriend didn't say a word to him...she smiled & went away with a letter saying...you are seeing through my eyes
take care of my eyes!!
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -
Santa falls in love with a nurse… but feels shy about how to address her? After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her:
“I love you sister.”
Santa was caught for over speeding and was produced before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. as punishment?
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.,I need it very much
Santa: Today I’m a proud father. My son has been admitted to medical college.
Banta: What’? he studying? medicine or surgery ”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!and will be operated soon
Santa appeared for an interview and was asked:-
What’s Ford?
Santa: Car.
and What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Car driven by an Ox
Santa becomes electrician and
A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell.
Santa doesn’t turn up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Teacher: What contents should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: sir very hot selling idea!A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa was appointed a police officer on special duty: and a lady came to lodge a complaint
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! I am desperately waiting for him!
Santa: Why ? why are you waiting for him so long? Cant you cook something else?ये चन्द पंक्तियाँ जिसने भी लिखी है
खूब लिखी है
ग़लतियों से जुदा
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही,
दोनो इंसान हैं,
खुदा तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही ... !
" तू मुझे ओर मैं तुझे
इल्ज़ाम देते हैं मगर,
अपने अंदर झाँकता
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही " ... !!
" ग़लत फ़हमियों ने कर दी
दोनो मैं पैदा दूरियाँ,
वरना फितरत का बुरा
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही...!!
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एक पथ्थर सिर्फ एक बार मंदिर
जाता है और भगवान बन जाता है ..
इंसान हर रोज़ मंदिर जाते है फिर
भी पथ्थर ही रहते है ..!!
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एक औरत बेटे को जन्म देने के लिये
अपनी सुन्दरता त्याग देती है.......
और वही बेटा एक सुन्दर बीवी के लिए
अपनी माँ को त्याग देता है
➖➖➖➖➖
जीवन में हर जगह हम "जीत" चाहते हैं...
सिर्फ फूलवाले की दूकान ऐसी है
जहाँ हम कहते हैं कि "हार" चाहिए।
क्योंकि हम भगवान से "जीत"
नहीं सकते।
➖➖➖➖➖
धीमें से पढ़े बहुत ही अर्थपूर्ण है यह
मेसेज...
हम और हमारे ईश्वर,
दोनों एक जैसे हैं।
जो रोज़ भूल जाते हैं...
वो हमारी गलतियों को,
हम उसकी मेहरबानियों को।
➖➖➖➖➖
एक सुविचार
वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के
साथ.....
पर अपनों का पता चलता है, वक़्त के
साथ...
वक़्त नहीं बदलता अपनों के साथ,
पर अपने ज़रूर बदल जाते हैं वक़्त के
साथ...!!!
➖➖➖➖➖
ज़िन्दगी पल-पल ढलती है,
जैसे रेत मुट्ठी से फिसलती है...
शिकवे कितने भी हो हर पल,
फिर भी हँसते रहना...क्योंकि ये
ज़िन्दगी जैसी भी है,
बस एक ही बार मिलती है।
"आज पंजाबी कौम सब से आगे क्यों दिखती है ?
क्यों की कुछ कर दिखाने का जज्बा उनमे है
चाहे कहीं भी हों "
संता :- सर खबर तो एकदम पक्की है , पर वो अभी माइके गई हुई है ....
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आप के चारों और इतने लोग हैं ? और सभी अपनी अपनी विशेषताएँ लिये अपने कार्यों में व्येस्त हैं, आप जिनसे भी मिलेंगे ,आप को उनसे कुछ न कुछ सीखने को मिलेगा , उनेह सुनना व् उनकी बातों से कुछ सीखना , हमारे ही काम आता है ? क्यों क़ी कोई इंसान सब कुछ नहीं जानता ,पर सारे इंसान कुछ न कुछ अवश्य जानते हैं ,आपको उनसे सीखने के लिये अपने अहम् का परित्याग करना होगा व् उनेह आदर सहित सुनना होगा !
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Listen to everyone and learn from everyone.BECAUSE
Nobody knows everything but everyone knows something..!!...good
मरीज : डाक्टर साहिब मैं शाम को छे बजे आ जाऊं ?
डाक्टर : मैं शाम छे बजे के बाद अपने क्लिनिक पर नहीं बैठता हूँ !
मरीज :तो क्या छे बजे के बाद आप खडे होकर मरीजों को देखते हैं ?
एक चोर रात किसी घर में चोरी करने को घुसा , उसने तिजोरी तोडने क़ी कोशिश क़ी उसकी नज़र तिजोरी पर लगी एक चिट पर पड़ी !" तिजोरी का ताला तोडने क़ी जरुरत नहीं है ",
सिर्फ तिजोरी पर लगे बटनों से 100 नंबर प्रेस कर्रें ? तिजोरी खुद बी खुद खुल जायेगी !
यह पढ़ कर चोर ने वैसा ही किया , थोड़ी ही देर में पुलिस वहां पहुँच गई और उसे धर दबोचा !
चोर ने जाते जाते मालिक को घुर कर देखा और बोला , " तुम्हारे इस धोके से मेरा पूरी इन्सनिअत पर से विश्वास उठ गया है !
Dr Rockfeller was the first American multi-billionaire amongst the whole world business community, He established "Standard Oil company in the USA and became the first billionaire of the world in the year 1916"
The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets out of it but what he becomes out of it.his hard work and the consequential transformation in his life is the true achievement, which goes a long way with him till his death?
Life shrinks and expands in proportion to one's courage. AND APPLICATION OF HIS MIND JUDICIOUSLY?
The couple was sitting in the garden,
Suddenly a Dog & Bitch came n kiss each other!
Boy - Janu aagar tum bura na mano to mai bhi.
Grl - Ok pr plz sambhl kar,Kutiya tumhe kat na le!
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
A utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.
You Are Born Without Anything But You Die With Your Name...So"That Name Must Not Be A Word only, It Must Be A History....GM
VIGYAN KAHTA HAI. "JEEBH Pe" Lagi Chot...Sabse Jaldi Theek Hoti Hai... Aur GYAAN KAHTA HAI ki. JEEBH "Se" Lagi Chot Kabhi Bhi Theek Nahi Hoti. So think 1000 times Before you React while Angry!!! Most Powerful weapon to Hurt someone is this small Boneless Tongue while the same tongue can win million Hearts & Make us the Most adorable, Loving Person!! Beware of its intensity either way so better use it cautiously!!!
One: I am the fourth husband of my wife.
Two: You are not a husband but a habit.
कौन है पानी में कितने, सब पता हो जाएगा
मुश्किलें आएँगी जब, ये फ़ैसला हो जाएगा
दूरियाँ दिल की अगरचे, बढ़ भी जाएँ हमनवा
तुम बढ़ाना इक कदम, तय फासला हो जायेगा
There are three secrets to success:
The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open."
The second is "Don't tell everything you know."
A blind boy who used TO hate everyone except his girlfriend .... he always uses to say that I will marry you....suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that boy...when he saw his girlfriend he was shocked to see that she was also blind...his girlfriend asked... will you marry me now?.
he simply refused her rudely.....his girlfriend didn't say a word to him...she smiled & went away with a letter saying...you are seeing through my eyes
take care of my eyes!!
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -
Santa falls in love with a nurse… but feels shy about how to address her? After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her:
“I love you sister.”
Santa was caught for over speeding and was produced before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. as punishment?
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.,I need it very much
Santa: Today I’m a proud father. My son has been admitted to medical college.
Banta: What’? he studying? medicine or surgery ”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!and will be operated soon
Santa appeared for an interview and was asked:-
What’s Ford?
Santa: Car.
and What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Car driven by an Ox
Santa becomes electrician and
A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell.
Santa doesn’t turn up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Teacher: What contents should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: sir very hot selling idea!A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa was appointed a police officer on special duty: and a lady came to lodge a complaint
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! I am desperately waiting for him!
Santa: Why ? why are you waiting for him so long? Cant you cook something else?ये चन्द पंक्तियाँ जिसने भी लिखी है
खूब लिखी है
ग़लतियों से जुदा
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही,
दोनो इंसान हैं,
खुदा तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही ... !
" तू मुझे ओर मैं तुझे
इल्ज़ाम देते हैं मगर,
अपने अंदर झाँकता
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही " ... !!
" ग़लत फ़हमियों ने कर दी
दोनो मैं पैदा दूरियाँ,
वरना फितरत का बुरा
तू भी नही,
मैं भी नही...!!
➖➖➖➖➖
एक पथ्थर सिर्फ एक बार मंदिर
जाता है और भगवान बन जाता है ..
इंसान हर रोज़ मंदिर जाते है फिर
भी पथ्थर ही रहते है ..!!
➖➖➖➖➖
एक औरत बेटे को जन्म देने के लिये
अपनी सुन्दरता त्याग देती है.......
और वही बेटा एक सुन्दर बीवी के लिए
अपनी माँ को त्याग देता है
➖➖➖➖➖
जीवन में हर जगह हम "जीत" चाहते हैं...
सिर्फ फूलवाले की दूकान ऐसी है
जहाँ हम कहते हैं कि "हार" चाहिए।
क्योंकि हम भगवान से "जीत"
नहीं सकते।
➖➖➖➖➖
धीमें से पढ़े बहुत ही अर्थपूर्ण है यह
मेसेज...
हम और हमारे ईश्वर,
दोनों एक जैसे हैं।
जो रोज़ भूल जाते हैं...
वो हमारी गलतियों को,
हम उसकी मेहरबानियों को।
➖➖➖➖➖
एक सुविचार
वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के
साथ.....
पर अपनों का पता चलता है, वक़्त के
साथ...
वक़्त नहीं बदलता अपनों के साथ,
पर अपने ज़रूर बदल जाते हैं वक़्त के
साथ...!!!
➖➖➖➖➖
ज़िन्दगी पल-पल ढलती है,
जैसे रेत मुट्ठी से फिसलती है...
शिकवे कितने भी हो हर पल,
फिर भी हँसते रहना...क्योंकि ये
ज़िन्दगी जैसी भी है,
बस एक ही बार मिलती है।
"आज पंजाबी कौम सब से आगे क्यों दिखती है ?
क्यों की कुछ कर दिखाने का जज्बा उनमे है
चाहे कहीं भी हों "
एक बार एक पंजाबी ने जेल में बंद अपने बेटे
को पत्र लिखा... "
बेटा मुझे खेतो में आलू बोने है लेकिन में
बुड्डा हो गया हूँ इसलिए खेतो में खुदाई
नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ..
काश की तू यहाँ होता तो हम मिलकर
आलू बो देते...
अब मुझे अकेले ही पूरा खेत खोदना पड़ेगा.."
बेटा कुछ सोच में पड़ गया।
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू तू पागल
हो गया है क्या?
तू खेत मत खोदना वहा मेने हथियार छुपा रखे हैं
अगर तूने खेत खोद दिए तो में तो बर्बाद हो जाऊंगा...
लैटर भेजते ही दुसरे दिन कई पुलिस वाले उस किसान
के खेत पर गए और हथियार ढूंढ़ने के लिए पूरा खेत खोद डाला..
लेकिन वहा उन्हें एक भी हथियार
नहीं मिला..
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू अब तू खेत मेंआलू बो देना..मैं जेल से तेरी इतनी ही मदद कर सकता हूँ..
A beautiful message......Must a read
According to an old Hindu legend, there was a time when all human beings were gods, but they abused their divinity.
So, Brahma, the chief God, decided to take the divinity away from them and hide it somewhere they could never find it. Brahma called a council of the gods to help him decide where to hide the divinity.
“Let’s bury it deep in the earth,” said the gods. But Brahma answered, “Humans will dig into the earth and find it.”
Some gods suggested, “Let’s sink it in the deepest ocean.” But Brahma said, “No, Human will learn to dive into the ocean and will
find it.” Then some gods suggested, “Let’s take it to the top of the highest mountain and hide it there.”
Brahma replied, “Human will eventually climb every mountain and take up their divinity.” Then all the gods gave up and said, “We do not know where to hide it, because of it
seems that there is no place on earth or ocean that human beings will not eventually reach.”
Brahma thought for a long time said, “We will hide their divinity deep into the centre of their own being, Humans will search
for it here and there but they won't look for the divinity inside their true selves” All the gods said that this was the perfect hiding place, and the deed was done.
And since then, humans have been going up and down the earth, digging, diving, climbing, and exploring, searching for something, which already lies within
themselves.
“Divinity lies within us all"
को पत्र लिखा... "
बेटा मुझे खेतो में आलू बोने है लेकिन में
बुड्डा हो गया हूँ इसलिए खेतो में खुदाई
नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ..
काश की तू यहाँ होता तो हम मिलकर
आलू बो देते...
अब मुझे अकेले ही पूरा खेत खोदना पड़ेगा.."
बेटा कुछ सोच में पड़ गया।
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू तू पागल
हो गया है क्या?
तू खेत मत खोदना वहा मेने हथियार छुपा रखे हैं
अगर तूने खेत खोद दिए तो में तो बर्बाद हो जाऊंगा...
लैटर भेजते ही दुसरे दिन कई पुलिस वाले उस किसान
के खेत पर गए और हथियार ढूंढ़ने के लिए पूरा खेत खोद डाला..
लेकिन वहा उन्हें एक भी हथियार
नहीं मिला..
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू अब तू खेत मेंआलू बो देना..मैं जेल से तेरी इतनी ही मदद कर सकता हूँ..
A beautiful message......Must a read
According to an old Hindu legend, there was a time when all human beings were gods, but they abused their divinity.
So, Brahma, the chief God, decided to take the divinity away from them and hide it somewhere they could never find it. Brahma called a council of the gods to help him decide where to hide the divinity.
“Let’s bury it deep in the earth,” said the gods. But Brahma answered, “Humans will dig into the earth and find it.”
Some gods suggested, “Let’s sink it in the deepest ocean.” But Brahma said, “No, Human will learn to dive into the ocean and will
find it.” Then some gods suggested, “Let’s take it to the top of the highest mountain and hide it there.”
Brahma replied, “Human will eventually climb every mountain and take up their divinity.” Then all the gods gave up and said, “We do not know where to hide it, because of it
seems that there is no place on earth or ocean that human beings will not eventually reach.”
Brahma thought for a long time said, “We will hide their divinity deep into the centre of their own being, Humans will search
for it here and there but they won't look for the divinity inside their true selves” All the gods said that this was the perfect hiding place, and the deed was done.
And since then, humans have been going up and down the earth, digging, diving, climbing, and exploring, searching for something, which already lies within
themselves.
“Divinity lies within us all"
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