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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

IT IS OUR WILL ALL THE WAY .






You change for reasons:------- beyond  your making ---
 Either you have  learnt more than what others know  ,
or you are stubbornly ignorant about the truth ?
 OR you've been hurt deep in to your heart, 
bleeding profusely inside. 
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 Usually women are fighting for equality in daily walks of life,
 BUT

I really  don't understand why women want to be equal when they are already, many notches better than" MEN " Don't you agree?


A man and wife were sitting in the living room ,watching some soap on TV
and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in such a vegetative state, 
 entirely dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me in my life, just pull the plug."
 OBEDIENTLY  his wife, unplugged the TV and threw out all the BOTTLE OF his beer.
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LAWYERS ALSO JOKE.. "I wanted to sue the airline because they had damaged my luggage".


 showed the badly damaged suitcase to my lawyer.and asked his opinion
He said, "You don't have much of a case left now."
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  like lawyers ,doctors also have a jest for jokes based on their medical knowledge ,
My doctor friend(LADY) commented " A doctor kills your ills with his pills & finally YOU with his huge  bills "
 she further goes on to add "A gynecologist is one who looks for problems at places where other usually look for pleasures"


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Boy goes to a strip club.
 Mom gets angry and asks - why in the first instance you went there? you NAUGHTY ?
Mother:- But what Did you see anything unusual there that you were not supposed to see ?....
Boy - Yeah, I saw dad !!! hiding away from me .
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If God determines who walks into your life…?

 then it' is you who decides whom you let walk away,
 who you let stay longer, and whom you refuse to let go.??

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dil chahta hai ?











Positive attitude....
.
Hum wo hai jo....haar kr bhi ye
kehte Hai.....
.
.
Wo manzil hi badnasib thi....jo
hume na pa ski....

हम वह हैं जो हार कर भी यह कहते रहते हैं। ... 
 वह मंजिल ही बदनसीब थी जो हमें पा न सकी ? 



ना जाने क्या कहा था उस  डूबने वाले ने समुंदर से,?

कि लहरें आज तक साहिल पे अपना सिर पटक रहीं हैं



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पूछा  जिंदगी ने एक दिन , मेरी  नम आँखों  से ,
इतना रोना किस लिये ? क्या  कोई  अपना  ,?
या कोई दोस्त तुम से सदा के लिये  बिछड़ा  है ?
कितना लम्बा साथ तुम इनका चाहते थे  भाई ?                              
आँखों से मेरी एक आंसू जा गिरा विशाल समुंदर में
  व् बोली,सिर्फ उतना ,ही ,  जब तक
 तुम इस आंसू की बूँद को , ढून्ढ कर ला पाते   हो !

                                                                 **************          .....    
                                                                                                                                                        
 हम  भूल  जाये तुमेह  ऐसी  दिल  की  हसरत  कहाँ ,
  आप  याद  करो  हमे ,  इतनी  आपको  फुर्सत  कहाँ ?. 
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जिनके  चारो  तरफ  अपनों  का  साथ  हो ,
 उनको  फिर  हम  जैसों   की  ज़रूरत  कहाँ .?..
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     वादा न  करो  अगर  तुम  निभा  न  सको ,
चाहो  न  उसको  जिसे  तुम  पा न  सको
 .दोस्त  तो  दुनिया  में  बहुत  होते  हैं 
,पर  एक  खास  रखो 
 जिसके  बिना तुम  मुस्कुरा  न  सको ...
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 वो  मौत  भी तो   बड़ी  सुहानी  होगी 
जो  आपकी  दोस्ती  में  आनी होगी .
वादा  रहा  आपसे  पहले  हम ही  जायंगे . .
क्योंकि  हमें  आपके  लिये ,
 "जन्नत " भी  तो  सजानी होगी 
..... 
सुना था गुजरा वक़्त  अपने आप को  दोहराता  है 

मैं  आज तक  गए  वक़्त  के  इन्तिज़ार  में दर पर बैठा हूँ ....
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उनेह ये जिद थी ,के मैं पुकारूँ उनेह 

मेरा  भी तकाजा,के वो बुला ले मुझे 


इसी तसलसुल में पूरी रात गुजर  गई 




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Monday, October 10, 2011

Is it possible to have so many scandals without being Noticed even by MEDIA"?


yaan jaara saara thaara pisa...


PLS GUYS SHARE ON YOUR YOUR WALL






1. TATAs took 100 years to become billionaire, Ambanis took 50

years(after utilizing all its resources), where as Robert Vadra took

less than 10 years to become fastest multi billionaire....

2. All newspapers are scared to discuss the story of Robert Vadra because of severe threat from Sonia Gandhi and Congress govt.

3. After Robert Vadra got married with Priyanka Gandhi, Robert's father committed suicide under mysterious circumstances, his brother

found dead in his delhi residence and his sister found dead in mysterious car accident. These reports were not published in any

Indian media.

4. He is having stakes in Malls in premier locations of India, he is having stakes in DLF IPL, and DLF itself. He was involved in CWG

corruption - DLF was responsible for development of Commonwealth games, and Kalmadi gave favoritism to DLF because of Robert Vadra's

direct interest and business partnership with DLF.

5. Robert Vadra owns many Hilton Hotels including Hilton Gardens New Delhi

6. Robert Vadra's association with Kolkata Knight Ryders has never been reported by Indian media

7. He has 20% ownership in Unitech, Biggest beneficiary ownership of 2G Scam. Because of Robert's involvement in this scam, there are

concerns that investigation would never reach decisive conclusion...

8. He owns prime property in India specially commercial hubs, and taxi business but for Air Taxi. He owns few private planes as well.

9. He has direct link with Italian businessman Quatrochi.
Ottavio Quattrocchi is an Italian businessman who was being sought until early 2009 in India for criminal charges[1] for acting as a conduit for bribes in the Bofors scandal.