Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon:
Wife: Hi, Kaise ho?
Husband: Theek hun.
Wife: Aaj kya khaya Lunch mean?
Husband : Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya,
kaun sa Serial dekha, kaun sa Song suna....
Wife: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should RBI fight these
inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the Money
Markets? And what should be the role of the Finance Ministry to control inward
Foreign remittances? ??
Husband : (after a few seconds of silence)...
Daal Chawal khaye Hain, Dahi aur Salad bhi tha
COMMONSENSE VS NON SENSE,
"If two wrongs don't make a right, YOU MAY try the third &
could make it right! "Life is something to do when you
can't get to sleep.,
At least YOU become productive in plenty of time at your disposal in the night , with eyes wide awake? that too without anybody being able to see you? and your wrongs only are known confined
ONLY to you!
"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself
loving dogs.
but the only problem they understand my gestures but I cant"
Sports is like a war without the killing. If don't believe me then see the ASIAN GAMES live going in CHINA
and see what a fight is going on? Not far lands but for medals ""
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that
I am a mortal, shall someday die, which is not TRUE
I am trying to follow the best of the health practices,
helping people to live happily as ever, I am sure my
noble deeds SHALL make live FOREVER IN THEIR HEARTS,
Do I still need an Insurance cover?
""Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."" what about you?
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.from
their recorded data memory " which are not capable of
solving my problems"
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right,
but I believe am never wrong." too?
"Writing books is the closest to men ever having to come near
to like a childbearing."
"Whenever you want to marry someone,
go have lunch with his ex-wife." you may have to Rethink "
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time."
in worrying AND identifying opportunities, about how to
make money to survive ?"The opportunity once knocked.at my door
My doorman threw him out" believing it to be an intruder?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else. Then why to lose your identity by imitating others" and feel like an inferior copy cat?
Health food makes me sick." as criminals irk me
with their high earning capacity?"Obviously, crime pays,
or there'd be no crime and an elite class of criminals in Politics?
.""Laugh and the world laughs with you,
start SNORING and you have to sleep alone.
" your wife also slipping away to another room ?"
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
"Provided you have windows in your bedroom "
Similarly, Money can't buy love, but it improves your
bargaining power"
"I have had to face more trouble with myself & my own
thinking, than with any other PERSON in the world I've met."?
"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man
is when he is a baby." if you marry her, you must understand
that
"Marriage is given and take. You'd better give it to her
or she'll take it anyway." "Most women set out to try to
change a man, and when they have changed him
they do not like him."
"If at first, you don't succeed, in any of your moves?
failure may be your preferred style."
If people laugh at you for your moves? "
then you ought to believe that
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious in your
moving style."
"All women should know how to take care of children.
Most of them will have a husband someday."
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Till he's finished."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat."
"Women are wiser than men because they know less
and understand more.""The older I grow the more I distrust
the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family
in another city."
"Most of our obstacles would melt away
if, instead of cowering before them,
we should make up our minds
to walk boldly through them."
"There is only one way to defeat the enemy,
and that is to write as well as one can.
The best argument is an undeniably good book."
"We have to have the money to do the work we want to do,
as well as to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table.
Fat commissions are good, but not always easy to come by,
and each new painting takes its time. So we need to find every
way possible to earn extra income from our work.
"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back
and regret."
"I have always thought the actions of men the best
interpreters of their thoughts."
"Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when
your position falls, your ego goes with it."
It is always better to keep on doing something every day
and commit mistakes than keep waiting indefinitely to achieve
perfection to start working. Mistakes are not
the only test of our abilities but also a continuation of our efforts!
In youth we learn; so many things but wait to apply most of
them in our old age, because we start analytical understanding
of everything at the fag end, when we have come out of our
the rat race for our own survival and family obligations.,
we the seniors believe that "The young minds really do not
know enough to match the experiences of older generations,
" they are a restless pool of untapped raw energy?
they are not Prudent as well ?, AND therefore they are daring
and adventurous, who can dare to attempt the impossible?
--and surprisingly they achieve it, comfortably, generation
after generations. much faster and better than their mentors,
MORAL of the story is, too much reliance on experience
slows down your overall performances?
A humble reminder in this Wedding Season to Newly Wedded
Couples & All of us too: Remember this great Quote always:
"Third person never creates misunderstanding between two
people, but a misunderstanding between two people creates
space for the third Person always"
....Have a great start to a new week!!
Life is just not an ordinary excursion trip in the world.
where tourists come and leave at their will. life has a cycle unique for each and every
living being on this earth, some live for a few moments and few
live for years after years?
their genetics formation has determined them all for their time of procreation, life, death. and so on,
human beings are included too.
3 DOSTON KI KAHANI
gyaan
Daulat
Bharosa
Tino Dost They Ek Aisa Waqt Aaya ke Tino ko Juda Hona Pada.
Tino Ne Ek Dusrey Se Sawal kiya ke Wo kahan Jayenge ?
Gyaan Bola : Main education institute aur School Jaunga
Daulat Ne kaha : Main Mahal or Ameeron ke Pas Jaunga
Lekin Bharosa Khamosh Raha
Dono Ne Wajah Poochi To Bharose Ne Thandi Aah Bhar ke kaha
Main 1 Baar Chala Gaya, Toh Phir Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaunga
Police: Khabar hai k aapke Ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi Hain... :))
पुलिस ने एक बार संता को पकड लिया , और बोले तुम्हारे घर क़ी तलाशी लेनी है ,हमे पता चला है क़ी तुम्हारे घर में विस्फोटक सामिग्री है ?
संता :- सर खबर तो एकदम पक्की है , पर वो अभी माइके गई हुई है ....
आप के चारों और इतने लोग हैं ? और सभी अपनी अपनी विशेषताएँ लिये
अपने कार्यों में व्येस्त हैं, आप जिनसे भी मिलेंगे ,आप को उनसे कुछ न कुछ
सीखने को मिलेगा , उनेह सुनना व् उनकी बातों से कुछ सीखना ,
हमारे ही काम आता है ? क्यों क़ी कोई इंसान सब कुछ नहीं जानता ,
पर सारे इंसान कुछ न कुछ अवश्य जानते हैं ,आपको उनसे सीखने
के लिये अपने अहम् का परित्याग करना होगा व् उनेह आदर सहित
सुनना होगा !
Listen to everyone and learn from everyone.BECAUSE
Nobody knows everything but everyone knows something..!!...good
मरीज : डाक्टर साहिब मैं शाम को छे बजे आ जाऊं ?
डाक्टर : मैं शाम छे बजे के बाद अपने क्लिनिक पर नहीं बैठता हूँ !
मरीज :तो क्या छे बजे के बाद आप खडे होकर मरीजों को देखते हैं ?
एक चोर रात किसी घर में चोरी करने को घुसा , उसने तिजोरी तोडने
क़ी कोशिश क़ी उसकी नज़र तिजोरी पर लगी एक चिट पर पड़ी !
" तिजोरी का ताला तोडने क़ी जरुरत नहीं है ",
सिर्फ तिजोरी पर लगे बटनों से 100 नंबर प्रेस कर्रें ?
तिजोरी खुद बी खुद खुल जायेगी !
यह पढ़ कर चोर ने वैसा ही किया , थोड़ी ही देर में पुलिस वहां पहुँच गई
और उसे धर दबोचा !
चोर ने जाते जाते मालिक को घुर कर देखा और बोला ,
" तुम्हारे इस धोके से मेरा पूरी इन्सनिअत पर से विश्वास उठ गया है !
Dr Rockfeller was the first American multi-billionaire amongst
the whole world business community, He established
"Standard Oil company in the USA and became the first billionaire
of the world in the year 1916"
The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets out of it
but what he becomes out of it.his hard work and the
consequential transformation in his life is the true achievement,
which goes a long way with him till his death?
Life shrinks and expands in proportion to one's courage.
AND APPLICATION OF HIS MIND JUDICIOUSLY?
एक रोमांटिक जोड़ा पार्क में बैठा हुआ था की
अचानक एक कुत्ता और उसकी फिऑन्स कुतिया भागते भागते आये
और कुत्ता कुतिया आपस में एक दुसरे को चूमने चाटने लगे ,
लड़का :- जानू अगर तुम बुरा न मानो तो मैं भी
लड़की : ओके पर प्लीज जरा संभल कर जाना , कुतिया तुम्हे काट न ले
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can
be changed until it is faced."
The utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.
You Are Born Without Anything But You Die With Your Name.
.So"That Name Must Not Be A Word only, It Must Be A History.
VIGYAAN KAHTA HAI.. "JEEBH Pe" Lagi Chot...Sabse Jaldi
Theek hoti hai... Aur GYAAN KAHTA HAI ki..
JEEBH "Se" Lagi Chot Kabhi bhi Theek Nahi Hoti.
So think 1000 times Before you React while Angry!!!
Most Powerful weapon to Hurt someone is this small
Boneless Tongue while the same tongue can win million
Hearts & Make us the Most adorable, Loving Person!!
Beware of its intensity either way so better use it cautiously!!!
One: I am the fourth husband of my wife.
Two: You are not a husband but a habit.
There are three secrets to success:
The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open."
The second is "Don't tell everything you know."
A blind boy who used TO hate everyone except his girlfriend.
.. he always uses to say that I will marry you...
.suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that boy...
when he saw his girlfriend he was shocked to see that
she was also blind...his girlfriend asked.
. will you marry me now?.
he simply refused her rudely.
.his girlfriend did not say a word to him...
she smiled & went away with a letter saying.
.you are seeing through my eyes
take care of my eyes!!
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make
