Dated 1st dec 2010

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow, by all means 




!Expect victory and you make victory.”“Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.
“In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves...self-discipline with all of them came first.”    
“If you think you can win, you can. Faith is necessary to victory.”


“Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner from out side . Even if you are behind, failing in some of your thoughts, a sustained look of control and confidence worn on your face can give you a mental edge that results in victory.”Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge over you, because you are a vegetarian.?



"Books are full of knowledge, knowledge is a power, & power corrupts, we all know corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay.. always ,so if you keep reading,  you are likely to fall in the political trap , in the end you'll go broke"
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.


"A clever man commits no minor blunders. you always comment "How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.""I also behave so clever that sometimes ,even I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. " The whole world pretends to be clever and takes every body else in the world as the greatest fool ? "God is clever too, but not dishonest like us."



"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. " which ends with your life only



"To pretend to be over clever  enough to get all that money which doesn't belong to you ?, one must be stupid enough to want it with conspiracy !


 there are three kinds of friends in my fold, FIRST is innocent& simple at heart, they are really blessed souls and harmless companions. SECOND type are cunning and selfish , who never miss an opportunity to stab you in the back for their self, THIRD are the CLEVER, but hardly dependable friends? "Clever men are good, but they are not the best."Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness." if you are simple ? you are  likely to be an easy prey to others.




संता: सुना है प्रीतो से तुम्हारा समझोता हो गया और अब तुम उसी से शादी कर रहे हो.....!
बंता: उससे शादी करना मेरी मजबूरी है क्योंकि मैंने उसे जो एंगेजमेंट रिंग दी थी वह उसके मोटे होने की वजह से उसकी ऊँगली से नहीं निकली..
5) When you revenge someone, you get “even”. When you don’t, you’re already one step ahead…When you have to kill someone, it costs nothing to do it politely & Before you start a journey of revenge, you must first dig 2 graves ? one for you as well .If an injury has to be done to a man at all ?, it needs to be so severe that his vengeance in retaliation is not to be feared…




Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 

t friend (Dukhi hote huye dusare friend se bola): Yar meri billi mar gai.
2nd friend: kaise mari?
1st friend : Yar maine use nahala diya tha.
2nd friend: Nahalane se bhi kahi billi marti hai?
1st friend: Nahi yar maine nahalane ke bad use nichoda bhi tha.

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 Santa asks Priest: Why did God make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you could love them.always !

Santa: But! why did God make them so dumb as well ?
Priest: Dumb ? oh ! So that they could fall in  love  with you.!