Sunday,12 th Dec 2010

भूलने वाले से कोई कह दे ...

BHOOLNEY WALEY SEY - MUNNI BEGUM भूलने वाले से कोई कह दे ज़रा, इस तरह याद आने से क्या फ़ायदा. जब मेरे दिल की दुनिया बसाते नहीं, फिर ख़यालों में आने से क्या फ़ायदा. चार तिनके जलाके क्या मिल गया, मिट सका ना ज़माने से मेरा निशाँ. मुझपे बिजली गिराओ तो जानें सही, आशियाँ पर गिराने से क्या फ़ायदा. पहले दिल को बुराई से कर पाक तू- फिर खलूस-ए-अक़ीदत से कर जूस्तजू ऐसे सजदों से अल्लाह मिलता नहीं हर जगह सर झुकाने से क्या फ़ायदा. तुमने मूसा को नाहक तक़लीफ़ दी- लुत्फ़ आता अगर याद करते हमें जिनकी आँखों में ताब-ए-नज़ारा ना हो उनको जलवा दिखाने से क्या फ़ायदा.

6 th dec 2010

Santa to Guruji: Main badi umeed se  aap ki sharan mein aaya hoon! Kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Guruji: Kyon nahi beta.yeh to hamara pehla dharam hai?
Santa: Toh meri  Ek peti sharab  Delhi   police ne  kal se pakkad rakhi hai . Woh chhudwa do. aapki badi daya hogi!

"Some people in this world are so blessed , no matter how old they get, but never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."

Beauty... is the shadow of God on this universe."
Beauty... when you look into a woman's eyes and see what is in her heart.?"You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.
 But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be to your credit.!
"Beauty - in projection and perception- is 99.9% attitude.
"Beauty?... To me it is a word without sense because I do not know where its meaning comes from nor where it leads to."

Pani mei rehney wali jeev hai nanhi si " FISH", Aur jamin par rehney wale badey khudgarj insaan ko keht

ey hain" SEL-FISH"

"I'm tired of all that nonsense phrases about beauty being only" skin-deep." That's deep enough. What do you THINK ? - an adorable ?"Beauty is indeed a VIRTUOUS gift of God?; but that VIRTUE ,God  may not think it a great good, because God dispenses it even to the wicked as well ! Many beautiful women have proved vamps in their real life !.IN my view Real beauty lies in a woman who enjoys her family life to its best ?"Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic."

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Being visible is not Always a Requirement for being close, It just take some nice thoughts & wonderful memories to feel Presence of Good Friends! TRUTH of Life is Not About Friends Who Act TRUE in our Presence..It's About Friends Who Remain TRUE in our Absence! Mandiro Mein Haath Jode Jate Hai Masjido Mein Haath Felaye Jate Hai Dosti Hai Aisa Ek Mazab..Jahan Na Hath Jode Na Felaye Jate Hai balki Haath Milaye Jate Hai

Sharing a Nice stroy sent by my cousin Bharat Vadhera :

In a battle,a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back frm field.His Captain said," Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".But soldier stil goes &brings back his friend.Seeing dead body, Captain says"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".The soldier replies:"No sir,it was really worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled& said his last words:"I KNEW U'll COME" Dedicated to all "Great friends"..Gdmng.

A person nurtures 1000 wishes when he is with his family. A Soldier when leaves his family , wife and small childern to fight on the border,He has  only  one wish, to come home safe.?

 Iknow 97% of you wont post this as your status, but the 3% that do are myfriends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for your freedom please post....

* 1. Guru Nanak - Guru from 1469 to 1539
* 2. Guru Angad - Guru from 1539 to 1552
* 3. Guru Amar Das - Guru from 1552 to 1574
* 4. Guru Ram Das - Guru from 1574 to 1581
* 5. Guru Arjan Dev - Guru from 1581 to 1606
* 6. Guru Har Gobind - - Guru from 1606 to 1644
* 7. Guru Har Rai - Guru from 1644 to 1661
* 8. Guru Har Krishan - Guru from 1661 to 1664
* 9. Guru Tegh Bahadur - Guru from 1665 to 1675
* 10. Guru Gobind Singh - Guru from 1675 to 1708
* 11. Guru Granth Sahib - Guru from 1708 to eternity

5Th December ,2010 Saturday

I was always taught to respect my elders and Now see the irony !, I've now reached the same age when I don't have any body elder to respect.I grow more intense as I age.The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty ?Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from onslaught of  old age .?


Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing  and talking about you when you are not there ?.


The older people believe everything, the middle-aged one  suspect everything; the young  know everything , & believe in nothing ?
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old with time. All you have to do is live long enough to enjoy and age gracefully .

The victor will never be asked how did he win ? or what did he say was truth or a lie ? even  if he told the truth.”or a lie he is not going to be asked any question , because "NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS" where as a looser how so ever truth full or right he may be , he will need to prove what ever he is uttering!



Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory lies only  in the Attack.” you may have to be more prepared in defending  your self  because you are unaware of the tactics of your opponent? whereas when you attack your opponent is totally in the dark about your plans !


“Once you hear the details of victory, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat” you will wonder ,how near victory you were ? you lost your patience and got defeated? 


 FOR every problem in our political system we blame our political leaders, why? because we dont want to take chances with our earning carreer?and dont want to participate in governance ,and choose the simple game of BLAMING?
“You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”

 ‎"A plum once said, 'just because a banana lover came by, I converted myself into a banana. Unfortunately, his taste changed after a few months and so I became an orange. When he said I was bitter I became an apple, but he went in search of grapes. Yielding to the opinions of so many people, I have changed so many times that I no more know who I am. How I wish I had remained a plum and waited for a plum lover

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They say everlasting true friends can go long periods of time without even meeting or talking to you, but when they accidently meet you & never question the friendship? these types of friends pick up like they just spoke yesterday, regardless of how long it has been or how faraway they live, they don't hold grudges. they understand that ...life...is terribly unsparing for every one , now a days

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“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, state or a country ! you may be a stranger there but your views and upbringing will show its true impact , It  always brings your own sunshine.” in a unseen territoty?


“Sooner or later in our life time, we all discover that the important moments in our  life are not the known ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great economic goals achieved! The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of our memory from the back door, unannounced,  like stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.” day to day occurrences sitting pretty in our  minds ?



पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,, कैसा भी हो,,, बस हो ये पैसा..।।
 सुबह को पैसा,, रात में पैसा,, खानें में पैसा,, नहानें में पैसा,, मयखानें में पैसा,,
 पखानें में पैसा,, पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,, कैसा भी हो,,,
 बस हो ये पैसा..।। नाम में पैसा,, काम में पैसा,, पैसा पैसा पैसा,, हर बात में पैसi,
 मित्रों में पैसा,, रिश्तों में पैसा,, पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,,
 कैसा भी हो,,, बस हो ये पैसा.. ।। मरे तो पैसा,, जिये तो पैसा,, टूटे तो पैसा,, 
जुड़ जायें तो पैसा,, बेटा तो पैसा,, बेटी तो और भी पैसा,, पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय
 ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,, कैसा भी हो,,, बस हो ये पैसा..।। आन में पैसा,, बान में पैसा,,
 शान में पैसा,, ईमान में पैसा,, देश में पैसा,, विदेश में पैसा,, पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,, कैसा भी हो,,, बस हो ये पैसा..।। राम में पैसा,, रहीम में पैसा,, मंदिर में पैसा,, दरगाह में पैसा,, पूजा में पैसा,, नमाज़ में पैसा,, पैसा,, ये पैसा,, हाय हाय ये पैसा,,, जैसा भी हो,, कैसा भी हो,,, बस हो ये पैसा..।। बस पैसा... यहीं फेसबुक पर नहीं मिलता... क्या करें... जय 




हमारे देश को क्या हो गया है ? जहाँ नजर डालो  वहीँ घोटाला , होउसींग घोटाला , गरीबों के राशन में घोटाला , कारगिल के शहीदों के कफ़न का घोटाला ,  देश कि रक्षा के सामान की खरीद में घोटाला , चुनाओं में घोटाला, खेलों के नाम पर common wealth   घोटाला यहाँ घोटाला ?  वहां घोटाला ? , जिधर से भी नजर उठाओ सब घोटाला ही घोटाला ! 
स्क्रिप्ट में लिखा था - लूटो मत , इमानदार रहो ! सोनिया ने बोला - लूटो , मत इमानदार रहो ! इसे अगर हमारी भाषा समझ नहीं आयी तो यहा की समस्या क्या समझ में आएगी ?

Dated 1st dec 2010

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow, by all means 




!Expect victory and you make victory.”“Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.
“In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves...self-discipline with all of them came first.”    
“If you think you can win, you can. Faith is necessary to victory.”


“Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner from out side . Even if you are behind, failing in some of your thoughts, a sustained look of control and confidence worn on your face can give you a mental edge that results in victory.”Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge over you, because you are a vegetarian.?



"Books are full of knowledge, knowledge is a power, & power corrupts, we all know corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay.. always ,so if you keep reading,  you are likely to fall in the political trap , in the end you'll go broke"
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.


"A clever man commits no minor blunders. you always comment "How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.""I also behave so clever that sometimes ,even I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. " The whole world pretends to be clever and takes every body else in the world as the greatest fool ? "God is clever too, but not dishonest like us."



"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. " which ends with your life only



"To pretend to be over clever  enough to get all that money which doesn't belong to you ?, one must be stupid enough to want it with conspiracy !


 there are three kinds of friends in my fold, FIRST is innocent& simple at heart, they are really blessed souls and harmless companions. SECOND type are cunning and selfish , who never miss an opportunity to stab you in the back for their self, THIRD are the CLEVER, but hardly dependable friends? "Clever men are good, but they are not the best."Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness." if you are simple ? you are  likely to be an easy prey to others.




संता: सुना है प्रीतो से तुम्हारा समझोता हो गया और अब तुम उसी से शादी कर रहे हो.....!
बंता: उससे शादी करना मेरी मजबूरी है क्योंकि मैंने उसे जो एंगेजमेंट रिंग दी थी वह उसके मोटे होने की वजह से उसकी ऊँगली से नहीं निकली..
5) When you revenge someone, you get “even”. When you don’t, you’re already one step ahead…When you have to kill someone, it costs nothing to do it politely & Before you start a journey of revenge, you must first dig 2 graves ? one for you as well .If an injury has to be done to a man at all ?, it needs to be so severe that his vengeance in retaliation is not to be feared…




Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 

t friend (Dukhi hote huye dusare friend se bola): Yar meri billi mar gai.
2nd friend: kaise mari?
1st friend : Yar maine use nahala diya tha.
2nd friend: Nahalane se bhi kahi billi marti hai?
1st friend: Nahi yar maine nahalane ke bad use nichoda bhi tha.

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 Santa asks Priest: Why did God make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you could love them.always !

Santa: But! why did God make them so dumb as well ?
Priest: Dumb ? oh ! So that they could fall in  love  with you.!