Sunday, March 25, 2012

मैं जब भी ठोकरें खाता हुँ नया मुकाम मिलता है


मैं जब भी ठोकरें खाता हुँ 
नया मुकाम मिलता है 






ज़िन्दगी तुझे क्या है दरकार,? ज़रा अपना मकसद तो बता ?....
. तेरी ज़रा सी चाहत ही , मेरी ज़िन्दगी का मकसद था ..

! वक्त गुजर जाता है , आंखे सिर्फ ताकती रह जाती हैं ,
जिन्दगी पल पल खिसक रही है , अपनी राहें बदल बदल कर ,

...अच्छी जिंदगी के लिए कुछ भी छोड़ना पड़े छोड़ देना ,
लेकिन अपनी अच्छी जिंदगी न छोड़ देना किसी चीज़ के लिए

मेरे प्रेम की गठरी में थोड़े शब्द हैं तो ढेर सी ख़ामोशी भी ,
कुछ उदासियाँ हैं तो बेंतिहाह हसीं से भरपूर खुशिया भी



दिल पे खुशियों की वो बरसात कहाँ होती है ?
वो मिलते तो हैं, मगर बात कहाँ होती है ?

इस नए दौर के जिंदा इंसान , भी हैं मुर्दों की तरह
गर्माहट भरे शिद्दते जज़्बात उनमे कहाँ होती है

जो दोस्त बातों बातों में उड़ा देते थे दिलों के अंधेरे
ऐसी सुखद भला वो रात ही कहाँ होती है ?

खुल के मिलते थे सुदामा से कन्नहिया जैसे हम
अब तो वो जोशीली मुलाकातें भी कहाँ होती है?

रूबरू होते ही आँचल को, जो हवा ले जाए
अब वो जादू भरी करामात भी कहाँ होती है?

दिल ना -उम्मीद तो नहीं , नाकाम ही तो है ,
लम्बी है ग़मगीन शाम तो क्या ?, 
मगर शाम ही तो है ....

ये सफ़र बहुत है कठिन मगर ,न उदास हो मेरे हमसफ़र 
घर से निकलना ही सफ़र है , कोई मुक्काम तो नहीं ? 

मुस्कुराने की वजह क्यों पूछते हो ? 
हम तो बस यूहीं , उनको याद कर रहे थे,

कम्बक्थ ये हमारी हंसी कुछ यूं बेलगाम हुई ,
उनकी जुदाई के गम को भी मुस्करा के जताती है

सुन ही लेते हैं कोई हमें अगर दे दे गाली भी ,
दुआ देकर उसे भी , होंठ अपने सी लेते हैं हम ,

दर्द महसूस हो चाहे कितना भी दिल में मेरे,
ज़हर को दवा जान , चुपके से इसे पी लेते हैं हम .

अब तो साध्वी जी हमे अपने पूर्वजों द्वारा कथित उपदेशों से ही सीखना होगा की खूबसूरत दुनिया बना कर गर हम खुद को खुदा समझेंगे और हर वोह काम करेंगे जो प्रकृति के विरुद्ध है तो हमारा विनाश होने में कितनी देर लगेगी ," जापान की उन्नत तकनीक भी उसे इस त्रसिदी से नहीं बचा पाई" तिनको की तरह सब कुछ बहा दिया , संभालने का अवसर भी नहीं दिया ?


A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve-pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr Brown who could not conceal his delight called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve-pound nugget of gold.

The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr Brown.

When the reporter came, Mr Brown was away and his wife was alone at home. The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs Brown

Reporter: Does Mr Brown Live here?
Mrs Brown: Oh! Yes.

Reporter: Is he in?
Mrs Brown: Why no, he went somewhere.

Reporter: Is it true that he owns a twelve-pound nugget of gold?
Mrs Brown : (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed.

Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs Brown: I am afraid, not because Mr Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private.

Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs Brown: No, it is quite near and convenient.

Reporter: How many years has Mr Brown been digging the hole?
Mrs Brown: Just for about ten months.

Reporter: Is the hole deep?
Mrs Brown: Quite so...

Reporter: Has Mr Brown reached the bottom of it?
Mrs Brown: Not yet, but he is coming near...

Reporter: At about what time does Mr Brown starts digging?
Mrs Brown: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.

Reporter: Does he work hard on it?
Mrs Brown: You bet...........and how he perspires.

Reporter: Is Mr Brown the first to dig?
Mrs Brown: He thought he was...

Reporter: How do you know there was someone ahead of him?
Mrs Brown: I am in a good position to say so because I own the place.

Reporter: Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr Brown?
Mrs Brown: No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent.

Reporter: Has Mr Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
Mrs Brown: Yes, I work under him.

Reporter: When do you think Mr Brown will sell the place?
Mrs Brown: I think not because he enjoys working on it.

Reporter: Can I see the twelve-pound nugget of gold?
Mrs Brown: Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve-pound baby boy).

P.S.: The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionally attached with anyone.
You never know when you have to walk alone

“ Indians are poor but India is not a poor country”.
Says one of the swiss bank directors.
He says that
“280 lacs crore (280,00,000,000,0000) of Indian rupees is deposited in Swiss banks
which can be used for ‘taxless’ budget for 30 yrs.
Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians.
From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads.
Forever free supply to more than 500 social projects.
Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs.
No need for world bank & IMF loan.
Think about how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have a full right against corrupt politicians.
Don’t forget CWGames…..
Adarsh building Ghotala…..
2g spectrum telecommunication ghotala….
Latest Bangalore corruption......
Itna forward Karo ki pura INDIA padhe.
Take this seriously, you can forward jokes, then why not this?
Be a responsible citizen.
Thank You ......

TOKYO: The biggest earthquake to hit Japan in 140 years struck the northeast coast on Friday, triggering a 10-metre tsunami that swept away everything in its path, including houses, cars and farm buildings on fire, media and witnesses said.
The death toll from the earthquake has reached 19, press reports said. The dead included a 67-year-old man crushed by a wall and an elderly woman killed by a fallen roof, both in the wider Tokyo area, press reports said.
Three were crushed to death when their houses collapsed in Ibaraki prefecture, northeast of Tokyo.
The National Police Agency, charged with compiling nationwide data on natural disasters, could not immediately confirm the figures.

"The damage is so enormous that it will take us much time to gather data," an official at the agency said.

In Fukushima prefecture, four million homes were without power. The 8.9 magnitude quake caused many injuries, public broadcaster NHK said, sparked fires and the wall of water, prompting warnings to people to move to higher ground in coastal areas. ( Japan nuclear plants shut after the quake )

The Philippines, Taiwan and Indonesia all issued tsunami alerts, reviving memories of the giant tsunami which struck Asia in 2004. The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued alerts for countries as far away as Colombia and Peru. (the US widens tsunami warning to most of Pacific )

There were several strong aftershocks. In the capital Tokyo, buildings shook violently. An oil refinery near Tokyo was on fire, with dozens of storage tanks under threat.

"I was terrified and I'm still frightened," said Hidekatsu Hata, 36, manager of a Chinese noodle restaurant in Tokyo's Akasaka area. "I've never experienced such a big quake before."

TV pictures showed the tsunami carrying the debris and fires across a large swathe of coastal farmland near the city of Sendai, which has a population of one million. The pictures suggested the death toll was going to rise.

NHK showed flames and black smoke billowing from a building in Odaiba, a Tokyo suburb, and bullet trains to the north of the country were halted.

Black smoke was also pouring out of an industrial area in Yokohama's Isogo area. TV footage showed boats, cars and trucks floating in the water after a small tsunami hit the town of Kamaichi in northern Japan. An overpass, location unknown, appeared to have collapsed into the water.

Kyodo news agency said there were reports of fires in Sendai where waves carried cars across the runway at the airport.

The western prefecture of Wakayama ordered 20,000 people to evacuate after further tsunami warnings.

The building shook for what seemed a long time and many people in the newsroom grabbed their helmets and some got under their desks," Reuters correspondent Linda Sieg said in Tokyo. "It was probably the worst I have felt since I came to Japan more than 20 years ago."

GREAT KANTO QUAKE The quake was the biggest in 140 years. It surpasses the Great Kanto quake of Sept. 1, 1923, which killed more than 140,000 people in the Tokyo area. Seismologists had said another such quake could strike the city any time.

The 1995 Kobe quake caused $100 billion in damage and was the most expensive natural disaster in history. Economic damage from the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami was estimated at about $10 billion.

The Tokyo stock market extended losses after the quake. The central bank said it would do everything to ensure financial stability.

Passengers on a subway line in Tokyo screamed and grabbed other passengers' hands during the quake. The shaking was so bad it was hard to stand, said Reuters reporter Mariko Katsumura.

Hundreds of office workers and shoppers spilt into Hitotsugi street, a shopping street in Akasaka in downtown Tokyo.

Household goods ranging from toilet paper to clingfilm were flung into the street from outdoor shelves in front of a drugstore.

Crowds gathered in front of televisions in a shop next to the drugstore for details. After the shaking from the first quake subsided, crowds were watching and pointing to construction cranes on an office building up the street with voices saying, "They're still shaking!", "Are they going to fall?"

Asagi Machida, 27, a web designer in Tokyo, sprinted from a coffee shop when the quake hit.

"The images from the New Zealand earthquake are still fresh in my mind so I was really scared. I couldn't believe such a big earthquake was happening in Tokyo."

The U.S. Geological Survey earlier verified a magnitude of 7.9 at a depth of 15.1 miles and located the quake 81 miles east of Sendai, on the main island of Honshu. It later upgraded it to 8.9.

A police car drove down Hitotsugi Street, lights flashing, announcing through a bullhorn that there was still a danger of shaking.

Japan's northeast Pacific coast, called Sanriku, has suffered from quakes and tsunamis in the past and a 7.2 quake struck on Wednesday. In 1933, a magnitude 8.1 quake in the area killed more than 3,000 people. Last year fishing facilities were damaged after by a tsunami caused by a strong tremor in Chile. ( Major tsunamis in the world )

Earthquakes are common in Japan, one of the world's most seismically active areas. The country accounts for about 20 per cent of the world's earthquakes of magnitude 6 or greater

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Love is an emotion of strong affection and attachment, it brings with it happiness and contentment. Think About Your "LOVE

Friends r of two types: One says: If you ever need anything I`ll be there Other says: You will never need anything as long as I am there!
so try to be the second one...!!!

Stars have Five ends …Square has four ends …
Triangle has three ends … The line has two ends …
Life has one end…but
Circle of our Friendship has no End.

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship,
But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
Be slow in choosing Friend
And slower in losing them
Because Friendship is not an Opportunity
But it is An "ACUTE" Responsibility

“Friends are the sunshine of life!
Thanks for brightening my world
with the warmth of your friendship!”


MAKE A GOOD FRIEND & NOT A ENEMY............
LOVE YOU ALL

Sometimes, we have to give up wonderful things just to make everything right...
We have to bleed alone for somebody to smile...
We need those tears to flow just to save the tears of others...
We have to break our own heart to fill somebody else emptiness..

And there are times when we have to give up our own happiness just to rescue someone else's burden. That's what you call LOVE...

It was never fair and never will be...but that's the way it is... I know you dear, only i could say stay perm, no matter what will happen, give your self 20% leave it to god 80%......think farther, don't think inside the box's only, think outside TOO , learn from it and move on!!! and next time, don't till me, you won't fall in love again? your past makes an example to be your own teacher, i know you'll find better than him, but don't rush into it, just give your self a break or space,

FACT-FILE-------
Everything is fair in love and war BUT
in my view, I suggest YOU should do war & only war, never love.?
BECAUSE in war either YOU live or die but in love neither YOU live nor YOU die. 

When a MAN.says" you are hot! surely he is looking at your curvy body, 
when He says you are pretty!, of course, he is looking at your lovely face, 
BUT when he says you are "Beautiful" Maybe he is exploring at your soul 


Be studious in your profession, and you will be called "learned". Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be friendly and you will be famous!!! Sometimes we limit our worth by declaring we are 'only' something: 'only' a secretary, 'only' a plumber, 'only' a Mum. Well, drop that dirty four-letter word and state your profession with pride. Most great people are lost on the way, without a good secretary, try stopping a major household leak yourself and ALL of us know with 100% certainty there is no greater job than being a Mother. Will you agree to correct anyone you hear saying 'only'?


BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE:
'' BIRTH=Opening balance.
DEATH=Closing balance
PARENTS=Fixed assets
BRAIN=Fixed deposits
HEART=Current account.
FRIENDS= General reserve




Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make in the future knowingly? 



 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"WILDEST THOUGHTS UNCONTROLLED"


वो आये थे मेरे दर पर , मोहब्बत की गुफ्तुगू शायद लम्बी लगी ;
छोड़ कर मुझे मेरे हाल पर , उठ के  चुपचाप वहां से चल दिए 
Just Think, Why there is so much stress in life? May be Because'" We focus too much on improving our " MATERIALISTIC LIFESTYLE" rather than our " OWN LIFE"!! We should  always work hard to improve our Life by disciplining our Mind ,Body& Soul first. Good  Lifestyle  is desirable but not by torturing ourselves! It can be achieved by  adopting those thoughts & actions that lead to happiness & blessed life ; our LIFESTYLE will start shining Automatically with Reduced  Stress!levels!
पड़ा  न कोई  फर्क  उनके, अनोखी  जुबान  लिखने  से 
ज़मीन  ज़मीन  ही  रही , उसे  आसमान  लिखने  से .
रहा  जिस  से ता उम्र  तालुक हमेशा हर  घडी  मेरा 
वोह भी  बन  सका  नाः मेरी  जान , जान  लिखने  से 
पनाह  मिल  न  सकी  इक  पल के लिए  भी  मुझ  को 
किसी खंडहर को  अपना  आशिअना  लिखने  से
कड़ी  तपश  से  झुलसता  रहा ,तन मन मेरा  ,
के तपते सूरज को भी कोई फर्क न पड़ा , उसे चाँद लिखने से !
Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?
Will people ever care about each other,
and make time for those who are in need?
Each of us has a part to play in this great show of life.
Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.
If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.
You will simply be ignored... forgotten... as you have done to others

Thursday, March 22, 2012

EK SACCH YEH BHI?, ................................................ माँ तो माँ होती है

माँ तो माँ होती है 

मृत्यु शैया पर लेटी हुई , 

गंभीर बीमारी से पीड़ित एक 'माँ', 

चिंतित है, 

इस बात से नहीं, 'कि'
इलाज़ कैसे होगा?
'बल्कि'
इस बाते से,
'कि'
मेरे बाद,
मेरे बच्चो का क्या होगा.. !?



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बहुत फर्क होता है "माँ "और "बेटी" के व्यवहार में , एक में परपक्व प्यार और त्याग की भावना   होती  है बल्कि अपने बच्चों पे सब कुछ निछावर करने के भाव होते है , और 



बच्चे में एक लाड प्यार की भाषा होती है जो माँ की छत्र छाया में खुश रहता है। 

एक सौदागर राजा के महल में दो गायों को लेकर आया - दोनों ही स्वस्थ, सुंदर व दिखने में लगभग एक जैसी थीं।
सौदागर ने राजा से कहा "महाराज - ये गायें माँ -बेटी हैं परन्तु मुझे यह नहीं पता कि माँ कौन है व बेटी कौन - क्योंकि दोनों में खास अंतर नहीं है।
मैंने अनेक जगह पर लोगों से यह पूछा किंतु कोई भी इन दोनों में माँ - बेटी की पहचान नहीं कर पाया - बाद में मुझे किसी ने यह कहा कि आपका बुजुर्ग मंत्री बेहद कुशाग्रबुद्धि का है और यहाँ पर मुझे अवश्य मेरे प्रश्न का उत्तर मिल जाएगा इसलिए मैं यहाँ पर
चला आया - कृपया मेरी समस्या का समाधान किया जाए।"
यह सुनकर सभी दरबारी मंत्री की ओर देखने लगे - मंत्री अपने स्थान से उठकर गायों की तरफ गया। उसने दोनों का बारीकी से निरीक्षण किया किंतु
वह भी नहीं पहचान पाया कि वास्तव में कौन मां है और कौन बेटी ... ?
अब मंत्री बड़ी दुविधा में फंस गया, उसने सौदागर से एक दिन की मोहलत मांगी।
घर आने पर वह बेहद परेशान रहा - उसकी पत्नी इस बात को समझ गई।
उसने जब मंत्री से परेशानी का कारण पूछा तो उसने सौदागर की बात बता दी।
यह सुनकर पत्नी मुस्कराते हुए बोली 'अरे ! बस इतनी सी बात है - यह तो मैं भी बता सकती हूँ ।' अगले दिन मंत्री अपनी पत्नी को वहाँ ले गया जहाँ गायें बंधी थीं।
मंत्री की पत्नी ने दोनों गायों के आगे अच्छा भोजन रखा - कुछ ही देर बाद उसने माँ व बेटी में अंतर बता दिया - लोग चकित रह गए।
मंत्री की पत्नी बोली "पहली गाय जल्दी -
जल्दी खाने के बाद दूसरी गाय के भोजन में मुंह मारने
लगी और दूसरी वाली ने पहली वाली के लिए
अपना भोजन छोड़ दिया, ऐसा केवल एक मां ही कर
सकती है - यानि दूसरी वाली माँ है।
माँ ही बच्चे कैे लिए भूखी रह सकती है -
 माँ में ही त्याग, करुणा,वात्सल्य, ममत्व के गुण विद्यमान
होते है!!!!!



चाहता तो हूँ की ये दुनिया बदल दूँ
पर  ज़िन्दगी  जीने के  जुगाड़
 में ,
 फुर्सत ही  कहाँ  मिलती है दोस्तों !
______________________
महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली,
वक़्त फिर भी मेरा कभी हो न हो सका !
_______________________
युं ही हम दिल को साफ़ रखा करते थे ..
अब पता चला की , कीमत तो चेहरों की होती है
________________________
अगर खुदा नहीं हे तो उसका ज़िक्र क्यों ??
और अगर खुदा हे तो फिर फिक्र क्यों ???
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दो बातें इंसान को अपनों से दूर कर देती हैं,
एक उसका 'अहम' और दूसरा उसका 'वहम'
______________________
पैसे से सुख कभी खरीदा नहीं जाता ,

और दुःख का कोई खरीदार नहीं होता
________________________
मुझे जिंदगी का इतना तजुर्बा तो नहीं,
पर सुना है सादगी मे लोग जीने नहीं देते
________________________
पहले मैं बहुत होशियार था,
इसलिए दुनिया बदलने चला था

आज मैं समझदार हूँ, शायद
इसलिए खुद को बदल रहा हूँ
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बैठ जाता हूं मिट्टी पे अक्सर. पालथी मार  के .
क्योंकि मुझे अपनी औकात अच्छी लगती है
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मैंने समंदर से सीखा है जीने का सलीक़ा,
चुपचाप से इठलाना  और अपनी मौज में रहना
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मोदी सरकार के तेजी से काम करने की प्रेरणा लेते हुए , एक फैक्ट्री मालिक सुबह सुबह वक़्त से पहले फैक्ट्री पहुँच गया , उसे देख सारे काम गर हैरान हो गए और जल्दी से जल्दी काम पर लग गए , एक वर्कर अभी भी इधर उधर देखे जा रहा था और अपने काम पर नहीं लगा , फैक्ट्री मालिक उस वर्कर के पास आये और पुछा तुम्हारी कितनी सैलरी है ? वर्कर घबराते हुए ,५००० सर ?

फैक्ट्री मालिक ने अपना पर्स निकाला और उसे 15000 /- देते हुए बोला , मैं इस फैक्ट्री में काम करने के पैसे देता हूँ ऐसे आवारागर्दी करने के नहीं , यह है तुम्हारे तीन महीने के नोटिस पैय , यह पकड़ो और यहाँ से दफा हो जाओ , दुबारा इस फैक्ट्री में नज़र मत आना। ……

उस लड़के ने पैसे पकडे और चुप चाप वहां से निकल गया

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इतनी देर में वर्कर्स काम पर लग गए थे , मालिक ने उनसे पुछा , यह कौन से विभाग में काम करता था ? वर्कर्स ने जवाब दिया यह यहाँ काम नहीं करता सर , यह तो पिज़्ज़ा डिलीवर करने आया था।

मालिक सकपका गया और सोचने लगा , साला 15000 /- ले गया , बोला तक नहीं की वह यहाँ काम नहीं करता था ?

इस घटना से एक बात सामने आई की किसी भी परिस्थिति में अपनी बुद्धि का सही इस्तेमाल करते हुए सोच कर काम करना चाहये न की आवेश में , वरना ऐसे ही नुक्सान करते रहोगे ?


In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
The man replied "5000 sirs"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then the CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"


Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir".

Moral: Don't overreact in every situation _😐_


संता : कुत्ते की पूँछ पाइप में डाल रहा था ,

बनता : "ओये , कुत्ते की दम जितनी देर मर्जी पाइप में डाल के रख लें ! इसने कभी सीधी 


नहीं होना "

संता : "ओये मुझे सब पत्ता है , बेवक़ूफ़ मैं तो पाइप बेंड कर रहा हूँ