MY PHOTO QUOTES/

 what could be saved prudently will save you from          ruin-age in the old age    


‎"A successful life is one that is lived 


through understanding and pursuing one's


own path,not chasing the dreams of others"








I usually shirk from cutting Jokes but never mind it I have best of the intentions while joking humorously?
NEVER EVER LOOSE YOUR NERVES,WHAT EVER IT MAY COME TO YOU
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‎````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 

better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!

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By staying close to people who treat


 you poorly, you're telling them & 


accepting

 them in Toto, it's ok for them  to do

 so.? You easily get bogged down by

 them.

So just keep close to people who treat

 you well & boost your morale.

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Some people will like you for one reason.

Some people will  dislike you for some reason.

Who you choose to spend the most time,? 

Depends on exactly how much you like yourself.Your circle is your reflection.

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 One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late  night and

 he saw Steven  Spielberg.(Film guy)

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,  and asks for his

autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl

Harbor, get lost."

The astonished Chinese replied, "It was not the Chinese "Sir" who bombed your Pearl

 Harbor, They were the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you'are the chips of the same block, all the same,"

 replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese also gives Spielberg a slap and says,



"You sank the Titanic, my    ,forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies,  "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,




 you're all the same." you are all

 bugs of the same mat






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       " You are just a tool in the hands of almighty 
        nature , despite your best of houses and 
       furnishes , you will have to leave every thing 
        behind and go bare handed " 










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INNER VOICES

You want to be real Human being?
 Be a vegetarian , It will not only keep you in harmony with the mother nature but also with your soul as well !
There is no doubt that harming others in Nature always bounces back on us with the same intensity of revenge ?
If animals are killed to fill your palate,be prepared to face the health consequences as a revenge of  Nature?
.Heart attack,Diabetes,obesity & several types of cancers is a punishment to non vegetarians, Much more than the vegetarians face .who also have better survival rate than their counterpart Non vegetarian ?

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• I PRAYED God to keep US happy. He said-ok.only for
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•   FOUR DAYS I GIVE YOU TO BE HAPPY ?
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• I said ok, GIVE ME ALL FOUR, 
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•  SUMMER,WINTER, SPRING, RAINY DAYS 
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• He said no,  STRICTLY only 3 days. THESE ARE
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• SEASONS? 
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•      I  said OKAY GIVE ME THREE;
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•     yesterday,today and tomorrow.
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•    GOD SAID TO BE SPECIFIC IN DAYS ,
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•         I  said ok.LET IT BE..day & night
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•          He said-no only A day.(NO NIGHT BETWEEN )
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•         I said ok GOD YOUR TERMS ARE VERY TOUGH  IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
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•  ONLY A DAY  THEN GIVE ME 'Everyday'
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•          GOD  laughed and BLESSED ,said ok...YOU HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BECOME
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•  VERY CLEVER?

Dearest "MOTHER NATURE"

• you are the bright and filled with positive energy,
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• You breath life into all living beings who come to you ,the breath of all
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•  creations,
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• the living, breathing pulse of the universe,
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• you are the pureness of a clear blue sky and the silence of every breaking 
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• dawn
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• as ancient as the mountain valley
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• as white and eternal as the snow capped skies
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• the void of sheer light
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• the perfection of wholeness
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• you are a symphony of splendor, without any sound
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• the stillness of a peaceful heart ,who will die if you were not there?
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LAWS OF BEING HAPPY"{ English}

IF YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN CONQUER ANY HIGHEST PEAK IN THE WORLD;‎"A Mountain can not BE higher than our confidence.. because the peaks of mountains will be under our feet, when we manage to reach the top with our hard & dedicated efforts , dedication , devotion AND conviction

Sometimes, life gets so busy that we cannot find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. So now is the time to say, text or email "Thank you" to that person.
(Ramona Falls, Mount Hood Wilderness, Oregon, USA)

I believe in "ANGELS IN HEAVEN", the kind that GOD sends. But I get betrayed by the" ANGLES TURNED DEMONS ON EARTH" created  by the PEOPLE on earth to push me in to HELL? OF SUFFERINGS.

 

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                                      "  A SENSIBLE & MIND FULL EATING HABITS IS BEST"

A pilot study at Indiana State University found that mindfulness, including specific instructions to

 slowly savor the flavor of food and be aware of how much food is enough, helped to reduce eating

 binges from an average of four binges per week to one and a half.

Eat in the moment. Savor every bite, enjoying the flavors, textures, and smells of your meal.

Buy fresh flowers to put on the dining table.

Use smaller cutlery so that you eat less with each bite.

Create a beautiful atmosphere - dim the lights, play music and light candles.

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Wife: Honey Can you help me in the garden?  

Husband: What do you think, I'm your Gardener ??

Wife:  (after some pause) OK.Can you fix the door handle of our main door ??

Husband: What do you think of me, I'm a bloody Carpenter ??

In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been

 fixed..!!

He asked: Who fixed this..??

Wife: "Our darling  Neighbor.  he was very reasonable ,but he gave me two 

options..!!

Either I should give him burger or a lip kiss..!!

Husband: what sort of gentleman is he ? I'm sure you must have given him a

 burger..!! is in't it darling?

Wife:  Stupid ,What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald's..??

MORAL OF THE STORY IS :

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat

you with his foolish experience.

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Ek public toilet me likha tha

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hey"

Pintu Ne Niche Likh Dia:

"Bas Dho Ke Ja hi  Raha Hoon, Wahan Pani Nahin Hei Naa?

Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering off by thinking about

 people you don't like or people who would not like you, give that precious time

 to your loved one as that time would never be available once lost. Love in life is

 prime important than the people around us demoralizing us thinking otherwise

. Do not worry about what other says, Important is what you say about your

 self.

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Boy: i wanna tell you something.

Girl: its not good to talk while eating.

(after eating)

Girl: O.K.  now tell me.

Boy: Now what is the use? there was a cockroach in your food..oops...chee

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Man Praying to God:

"Please Give Me 'Everything'

So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..."

God Smiled And Replied:

"I Have Given You this beautiful  'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'...what else u want?

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Girl: I love you



Boy: Me too.

Girl: Kitna karte ho.

Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.

Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

A 'DESIRE' Changes Nothing

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A 'DECISION' Changes Something.

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But

A 'DETERMINATION' Changes Everything.

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♥ There's no market for your sorrows in this world,

so never advertise them to sell on your home page♥.

Every morning you have two choices, continue ur sleep with dreams or 

WAKE UP

 and chase your dreams. CHOICE IS YOURS. Choice is exclusive but difficult to 

follow

HAVE A GREAT AND HEALTHY  THANKS GIVING DAYDAY......

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All of us think of prosperity but we forget to maintain the balance between

 peace, 

 lasting happiness

 and prosperity.

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‎"Beautiful line"---

"जिंदगी  ऐसी  न  जियो  की  लोग  ......"फ़रियाद " करें ....

बल्कि  ऐसी  जियो  की  लोग ........."फिर  याद " करें ....

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What is self insult???


An angry BOSS::: Tumney kabhi Ullu dekha hai??


Employee (Sar Jhuka ke) ::: No Sir.!


Boss::: Niche kya dekhto ho???


look up at me...............

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We don't accomplish anything in this world alone ... 


And whatever happens is:--


 the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual


 threads from one to another that creates something unique.


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‎````"Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a 

better job of being you than you , Every passing minute is another chance to 

turn it all around , There comes a time when you have to choose between

 turning the page and closing the book. Have FAITH !!

Favourite quotations	HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON WHO LOVES  YOU RATHER THAN EXPECTING HIM TO HOLD  YOURS.. THE ESSENCE OF TRUST IS NOT IN  ITS BIND BUT IN ITS BOND ON RECIPROCAL  BASIS. "Don't  just Be a woman that needs a  man, "Be the woman a man needs."her