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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

WOMEN ARE ALWAYS LIKE THAT ????




Me and my wife were watching TV when she said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. too, I think I'll go to bed.' her daily dose of saas bahu  serial was over ,she had no interest in News channels which I was surfing?

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's Breakfast.. Rinsed out the microwave bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table . ironed some clothes for the morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. organised all the spread out news papers.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. but still worried for ?

She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to our daughter’s teacher , counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag.

She then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

I called out, 'I thought you were going to bed.' 'I'm on my way,' she said. She put some water into the dog's dish , then made sure the doors were locked and the verandha light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the basket, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack.

She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, I turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm  also going to bed.' And I did...without another thought. i dont remember what happened after that?  did you notice any thing awkward in our house ?

Anything extraordinary here?

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

LIGHTER MOMENTS OF OUR TENSE LIFE !


A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven...

A priest and a taxi driver both died in an accident, and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 

“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a huge mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic-size swimming pool.
“Wow, thank you!”, said the taxi driver. 

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.with no other amenities visible?
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the Priest. “Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.” did my best to help others.?

“Yes, that's true. But during your sermons, people slept.  while,When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.”to save them from his terrible driving.

LIGHTER MOMENTS OF OUR TENSE LIFE !


Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother,s room one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" you live all alone ?

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set it in my bedroom and watch it all day long and fall asleep with it. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.

The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible,screen was blurring because of some loose connection. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.

When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."