Hansna mana hai

 WEEKEND MASTI CONTINUES!!!

 Both Eyes are best companions  they see together. Dono ek sath jhapakti hain, Roti hain, Soti hain, aur kambakht marney par band bhi ek sath hoti hain ? But if they see a beautiful Girl, keval ek hi jhapakti hai::: DOOSRI KHULI  KI KHULHI REHTI HAI

 Moral- A beautiful Girl can break any  STRONG RELATION HOW EVER strong IT MAY BE EVEN IF it is our own body parts.( No offence to any of my Beautiful friends... Just a Joke)!!!!! ;) ;)

LIGHTER MOMENTS OF OUR TENSE LIFE !

Another one from OUR FRIENDS; but again a joke; not to hurt sentiments of any friend:OR           FOE
Similarity between
"GANDHI"
"SALMAN"&
"MALLIKA"?
Tino ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
Ek ne"DESH"ke liye,
Dusre ne"ASH"ke liye,
Tisri ne"CASH"Ke liye

WITH NO MALICE TOWARDS ANY ONE ?

 ( Just JOKES not to hurt any one) 

1::: What's Difference between GOD, TAILOR, GIRLFRND, & WIFE ? 

      GOD SCULPTURES TO MAKE A MAN;-------

 

2;;; TAILOR makes him: Gentleman.

      GIRL FRIEND makes him : He-Man

      & WIFE makes him a DOBERMAN. ?????

  JOKE NO 2::::: Sita ji ke vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

   Wah wah..WAH AND WAH/?????. 

   Sita ji ke vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

   Ghar me  AGAR ,3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai....:))) Courtesy Monica          Chauhan