Monday, October 3, 2011

DO NOT FOLLOW BLINDLY ----250216- B




A THOUGHT FULL SPIRITUAL TEACHER WAS PREACHING :-


"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,
care full with the gender?"
compassionate with aged ,
sympathetic with the striving 
AND
 most importantly extreme tolerant with weak as well as strong because some day of your life you WILL  have been all of these
before being what you are today .........
AND ADDED:_
"Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who is not My WIFE".

Audience was in Shock & Silence
.
He added :" MEANINGFULLY"

"SHE WAS MY MOTHER"

Applause  Laughter!

A Top Manager tried to crack this LINE at Home
.
After good 3-4 Drinks, he said loudly to his wife, in the kitchen
:
"Best Years of my Life were spent in the arms of a Woman who is not my wife
!
There was sudden silence !" in the kitchen

Stopping for a Moment and trying hard to recall the other part of the sentence, he finally blurted out, but could not recollect!

"Forget it, I can't remember who She was "
.
By the time he regained his senses, He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from burns of Boiling Water.
Moral of the saying is :- DON'T PUT WRONG QUESTIONS TO A RIGHT PERSON
:
DON'T COPY WORDS IN HASTE IF YOU CAN'T PASTE.THEM AT THE RIGHT PLACE!

RAJINDER K . NAGPAL




Friday, September 9, 2011

26TH ,April,2011


‎'ज़ुनून-ए-सफर' मैं हद से गुज़र गया
मंजिले खुद मुझे पीछे बुलाती रहीं .
क्या हासिल हुआ मुझे इस जनून से ?
जो था मेरे पास अबतक ,वोह भी .......,
मेरे हाथ से सब निकल गया ..............
सब हंसते रहे मेरे नसीब पर , और ..यूँ ही .....
रो रो कर मेरा भी , वक़्त निकल गया!
LIFE IS A CRICKET ...PLAY IT...
success in life is "A" century make iT
problem in life is" A "yorker face it,
failure IN life is"A" bouncer leave it,
luck in life comes as"A" full-toss? use it, 
but opportunity is"A" free hit ,not to be missed!
 

Anna tere Rang Hazaar, Kar diya sarkar ko itna bejar ?



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